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  1. @ourmatetone EPIC film!!!
  2. @jamesmb that's some porn collection @f1photos has got there!
  3. @profensius @TPRyan007 it's an almond based licqur, try it as a sour with lemon juice, sugar syrup and lots of crushed ice!
  4. @Jason_Manford you think they'll invite you back?!
  5. @Jason_Manford you should have got one that was a tshirt with the picture of a tux on the front
  6. @SatansPuppet they have little blue pills now that can cure you omnipotentence
  7. Ooops forgot to have lunch, again!
  8. @angerelle hmmmmmm, what would tge neighbours say if they caught you!
  9. @caacrinolaas you flirt with all the bus drivers?
  10. @stewchambers you pushed up next to any hotties?
  11. I love the fact as he's opening his birthday cards, Tigger is ignoring the actual cards and going straight for the cash! Not bad for 4!!
  12. My name is Simon, and I'm addcited to my phone!!!!!!
  13. @angerelle that's a bit harsh, a middle class yummy mummy at least!
  14. After 7 months on my Sky+ l I've finally watched the finale if Season 2 of DirtySexyMoney!!!!
  15. A beer and a pot noodle infront of a roaring fire, it's not perfect but it's damn close!
  16. @danamorphic dunno about you but after 10 hours without @Sianz I'm missing her, not enough to actually find out if shes still with us though
  17. @stewchambers @TPRyan007 dropped down the brightness and pull rate, but thinking with push/ tweeting/IM battery will still be poor
  18. Not eating, not sleeping and working seven days a week, I may be knackared and slightly irratable but I'm losing shed loads of weight!
  19. @TPRyan007 no muppets for Xmas #1!!!!
  20. @Sianz So if you got a bump on your nose or a lump on your toes, do not despair, Be like the Raggy Dolls, and say I just don't care,