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  1. Is now employed again. Retirement life was not really my cup of tea. 6:28 AM May 7th from web
  2. @wyli Amen brother 2:27 PM May 5th from web in reply to wyli
  3. Donated platelets today, takes longer but hurts less than donating blood AND is loads more usefull http://www.blood.co.uk/nhsbt_platelets/ 11:19 AM May 5th from web
  4. @ClaireyCD i don't want any of your crazy diet berries for $5 claire !!! 12:41 AM Apr 8th from web in reply to ClaireyCD
  5. @schlassam chooo choooo 6:30 AM Mar 26th from BeTwittered in reply to schlassam
  6. @cohara how's the fud ? i've treated myself to a bottle of wine i've been saving for 6 years. reached its peak and its lush !!! 1:36 PM Mar 24th from web in reply to cohara
  7. @ClaireyCD They tap at my window with tiny poles!. 6:15 AM Mar 24th from BeTwittered in reply to ClaireyCD
  8. @ClaireyCD I am a fly, trapped in a bottle of SHADOWS! Bzzzzzz... 4:47 AM Mar 24th from web in reply to ClaireyCD
  9. @ClaireyCD You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins, where shall we sleep tonight Mother? In Father's grave? 4:46 AM Mar 24th from web in reply to ClaireyCD
  10. @ClaireyCD shadows and lies 4:41 AM Mar 24th from web in reply to ClaireyCD
  11. i'm drunk, chilli night was good, too much corona and tequila....memory foam is calling...... 5:40 PM Mar 21st from web
  12. Got a case of corona in the fridge ready for the chilli off hoot hoot 9:16 AM Mar 21st from web
  13. @cohara get on msn, twitter is poo for conversations 8:49 AM Mar 21st from web in reply to cohara
  14. @cohara where's stirchley ? 8:48 AM Mar 21st from web in reply to cohara
  15. @wyli @cohara taxi will be arriving at matts around 6.18 my chilli is tasty, not mega hot 8:39 AM Mar 21st from web in reply to wyli
  16. i gonna be taking my corona vest in prep for the sweats might wear shorts as well 7:13 AM Mar 21st from web
  17. euurgh, hangover need cheese on toast 2:14 AM Mar 21st from web
  18. i just made and devoured a beautiful steak with boiled asparagus, steamed sugarsnap peas, baked spud smothered in mature stilton sauce. mmmm 12:49 PM Mar 19th from web
  19. @wyli woooooo 1:31 PM Mar 18th from web in reply to wyli
  20. we got 12 peeps for boats so far after some intensive phone badgering 12:02 PM Mar 18th from web