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  1. For fuck's sake. Wait 45 minutes for the Link bus which comes "every 15 minutes" and two show up at once. Auckland public transport rules. 1:56 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  2. @joestrangelight texts about acting class are dicey too - try typing "meisner" 11:26 PM Nov 26th from Echofon in reply to joestrangelight
  3. Is it really a "loyalty card" if there are five different ones in my wallet? I think I might be a coffee slut... #fb 12:37 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. Bought a tent. Check yo'self New Years - you're about to get Warded. 8:50 PM Nov 15th from web
  5. Aw. Watching Gavin and Stacey is like getting a cuddle from the TV. #fb 7:19 PM Nov 11th from web
  6. Going for a run. Yeah, I know. I don't care. Going anyway. 9:48 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. Happy 9/11 everyone! Oh wait... what? 7:40 PM Nov 8th from web
  8. Going to Fiji for a week. Bye. #fb 11:05 PM Oct 31st from web
  9. @asgard I rather enjoy my black box headphones - to be fair though I haven't tried a lot of different ones. 6:39 PM Oct 30th from Echofon in reply to asgard
  10. So apparently there are 700 guys ready to "stop me in my tracks" whenever I call "Bishop" Brian Tamaki a soulless, fuckwitted hairdo... #fb 2:33 PM Oct 28th from web
  11. Tool Academy "winner" at the (gag) wedding: "..the guy playing with the harpoon... I can't wait to do my proposes..." Thanks TVNZ, thanks... 1:47 PM Oct 28th from web
  12. There's a TV show called The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Turns out you COULD pay me to watch that shit. 12:06 PM Oct 28th from web
  13. @alandparr the fact that a "full version" of the Rainbow theme song even exists is very, very peculiar. 12:02 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to alandparr
  14. Sell the vatican, feed the world. http://bit.ly/3q3SWg 11:43 AM Oct 26th from web
  15. Dine Hard #oneletteroffmovies 7:34 PM Oct 25th from web
  16. Chasing Any #oneletteroffmovies 7:27 PM Oct 25th from web
  17. Goofellas #oneletteroffmovies 7:15 PM Oct 25th from web
  18. There Will Be Blond #oneletteroffmovies 7:14 PM Oct 25th from web
  19. The Dork Crystal #oneletteroffmovies 7:13 PM Oct 25th from web
  20. Ha! According to Sideswipe, I embody "...the emasculation of red-blooded heterosexual man." Mission accomplished. 2:41 PM Oct 22nd from web