simonfeilder
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Our toilet paper has snowmen playing musical instruments on it. I think my mum manufactures this stuff.
7:50 AM Dec 24th
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RT @: Poem#643 (Christmassy). An elf was making a toy. He slipped and cut himself next to his dick. (41).
7:39 AM Dec 24th
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Just watched the first episode of 'Glee'. Loved it. How do I tell my parents? (@)
11:49 AM Dec 22nd
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Xmas wrapping is like doing taxes. I am bad at it, I always leave it til the last minute and I hate the fiddly bits.
10:23 AM Dec 22nd
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Got any Brittany Murphy? / The Dead Girl? / Sadly yes / Drive? / Got the tube actually / 8 Mile? / Nah,just 2 stops
6:17 AM Dec 22nd
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My wife has a question about old video formats/ Betamax?/ It's Simon actually. And she fell down the stairs.
6:09 AM Dec 22nd
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RT @: Word of the day is 'Winter'. Life of Si strip down to their pants to define it for us!
6:29 PM Dec 21st
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I think I need to make some big decisions about what's more important: sleep or dance-based reality shows. Pada ber-eh?
6:04 PM Dec 21st
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Today's errors: 1. Leaving the house; 2. Oxford Street; 3. Large Big Mac Meal; 4. No suitable footwear for snow (repeat this one daily)
11:25 AM Dec 21st
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Today is the day we fall out of love with the snow. All my wet shoes attest to this.
10:31 AM Dec 21st
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Life Of Si is Word Of The Day: "Winter" at Wordia: (don't look if you've just eaten...)
3:45 AM Dec 21st
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'Dance Like Michael Jackson' might just be 'America's Best Dance Crew' with a topical hook, but it's still sucked me in. Who knew?
7:15 PM Dec 19th
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Three and Ten, Brighton, tonight, 10pm. Woop. It's my last gig of term, so let's bring in games and watch a video.
10:27 AM Dec 19th
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Watching Buzzcocks on iPlayer. Is Catherine Tate actually slightly retarded or simply a much better actress than I imagined?
9:00 AM Dec 19th
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@ First Edinburgh, now London cancelled. Worried i'm jinxing this shit. You big birthday ruiners. Sob.... =(
4:03 AM Dec 19th
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Hello Christmas. Probably the hardest 20 minutes of the year. On the plus side, I have a bag of buffet leftovers for the journey.
3:42 PM Dec 18th
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It's snow, yeah? Not a ninja dragon invasion. Can we maybe dial down the air of shock & surprise?
9:22 AM Dec 18th
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If anyone would like to buy my cassette version of 'Rage Against The Machine' off me, I will spend the proceeds on the 'KITNO' mp3.
7:10 AM Dec 18th
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I hope one day in the future the entire M1 can be roadworks at night. Tonight i'll just settle for most of it and a big bit closed. THANKS.
4:18 PM Dec 17th
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Sometimes i'd like to punch my Sat Nav in the face. Although generally I don't like to hit women. Unless I'm really lost.
4:10 PM Dec 17th
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- Name Simon Feilder
- Location London
- Web http://www.simonf...
- Bio Fledgling Comedian. Part-time Lover. Likes pizza.
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