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  1. My cards behind the bar if anyone fancys a pint ;)
  2. Sat in OAP, first Stella of the night, feels good to be back, I haven't been here for months. Pete's on good grumpy form.
  3. It's Twitter, disguised as a spreadsheet - http://www.elliottkember.co...
  4. I'm in Amsterdam, the weather's good and the weed is great.
  5. @mattiasgunneras @nuzzaci | Ha ha, I didn't know 'fart' meant 'speed' in swedish! http://tinyurl.com/cklk3z
  6. Ah pencils down, we've finished :) I've made us both a big margarita and just chilling while watching the twitter comments come in | #lyt
  7. I'm bricking myself about drawing something half respectable in 15min. But I've drunk a gallon of coffee so feeling very hyper. | #lyt
  8. Drinking a gin & tonic in the magic house.
  9. Design your own 50p: http://www.royalmintcompeti...
  10. I sure this a scam (£20 entry?), but I'm tempted because you can win a frickin' pub! http://winapubinwales.co.uk/
  11. Blowjob machine was originally my idea until that bastard Clint Eastwood stole it: http://www.craigslist.org/a...
  12. @Wossy It wasn't me, but I'll happily design you an awesome twitter page if you want?
  13. This is ascii art to the next level: http://tinyurl.com/5og8et Full colour homer, styled in CSS out of verdana characters!
  14. My bother has just had twins (well his missus Sarah did), Little girl - Daisy, and a boy - Oliver. I'm a very proud uncle now :)
  15. Media Temple is pissing me off :( The 'cluster' my site is hosted on has died and it's been down all weekend. Can't do any damn bloggin!
  16. I reckon when I'm old I'll spend all my spare time amassing endless sets of empherria on Flickr - http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  17. Playing around the online portfolio site: http://cargofolio.com/ Very impressed so far, get an invite before it becomes too popular ;)
  18. Thinking I haven't done a twitter in a long time...
  19. @ioubeer @mattiasgunneras for getting the website live.
  20. Wondering why badgers are so hard to draw