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  1. I ran 1928m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPhone. http://www.canabalt.com/8:07 PM Oct 19th from API
  2. Can't beat a drink from the furry cup - http://tiny.cc/SiPGK1:50 PM Sep 10th from web
  3. Ha ha, persuaded Nicky to come over, don't to go home now until it's cold and dark :)10:30 AM Aug 19th from Twitterrific
  4. The Alwyne has a great beer garden, cold Sierra Nevada on tap and all they play on the stereo is Pink Floyd. Win.10:28 AM Aug 19th from Twitterrific
  5. Had to stop for beer before I died. Tweeting to less of a loser drinking alone ;)10:23 AM Aug 19th from Twitterrific
  6. It's like 30 degrees and bus has it's heating on?10:21 AM Aug 19th from Twitterrific
  7. Support #Tacheback, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twibbon.com/join/Tac...10:24 AM Aug 17th from web
  8. I saw a porno today with subtitles?5:59 AM Aug 17th from web
  9. This is an awesome idea: http://bit.ly/rAhYh I'm sure she'll be a millionaire soon!1:03 AM Jul 15th from web
  10. My cards behind the bar if anyone fancys a pint ;)10:12 AM May 13th from Twitterrific
  11. Sat in OAP, first Stella of the night, feels good to be back, I haven't been here for months. Pete's on good grumpy form.10:11 AM May 13th from Twitterrific
  12. It's Twitter, disguised as a spreadsheet - http://www.elliottkember.co...12:09 AM Apr 26th from web
  13. I'm in Amsterdam, the weather's good and the weed is great.11:53 AM Apr 11th from web
  14. @mattiasgunneras @nuzzaci | Ha ha, I didn't know 'fart' meant 'speed' in swedish! http://tinyurl.com/cklk3z5:04 AM Apr 9th from web
  15. Ah pencils down, we've finished :) I've made us both a big margarita and just chilling while watching the twitter comments come in | #lyt9:37 AM Apr 3rd from web
  16. I'm bricking myself about drawing something half respectable in 15min. But I've drunk a gallon of coffee so feeling very hyper. | #lyt6:03 AM Apr 3rd from web
  17. Drinking a gin & tonic in the magic house.1:28 PM Mar 16th from web
  18. Design your own 50p: http://www.royalmintcompeti...2:16 PM Mar 11th from web
  19. I sure this a scam (£20 entry?), but I'm tempted because you can win a frickin' pub! http://winapubinwales.co.uk/6:26 AM Mar 10th from web
  20. Blowjob machine was originally my idea until that bastard Clint Eastwood stole it: http://www.craigslist.org/a...7:20 PM Mar 7th from web
  • Name Cookie
  • Location London
  • Web http://www.made-i...
  • Bio I mostly like - drinking, drawing and going on epic adventures.
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