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@tom_watson Amazing. That's private sector outsourcing with a cool, social media facade. Only Cameron could engineer that one :)6 minutes ago from web in reply to tom_watson
@troublebrother They're so nice they even give riders a lift if they're tired sticking bikes on the roof! Football cld learn a thing or 2about 2 hours ago from web in reply to troublebrother
@troublebrother Exactly! I thought maybe the guys in the cars would come in first but no... a cyclist won !about 3 hours ago from web in reply to troublebrother
ARgh. BBC has today's tour de france result splashed on their homepage and I was saving myself for the highlights tonight. NOT. HAPPY.about 7 hours ago from web
@djlazarides I believe there's a pizza takeaway number on the back of that wine bottle label ..But you have to drink it first! GO ON. DO IT.2:44 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to djlazarides
@osakin I mean exactly that!!!7:40 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to osakin
RT @tigerfur i couldn't resist @osakin's post so here're my favs; //_o & \o/ (the emo guy & throw your hands up in the air!)6:13 AM Jul 3rd from web
@suellewellyn Hmmmm O< landing capsule....?? Nah. Tricky one.5:45 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to suellewellyn
@osakin Oh now that is wicked, what! <:) Both eyebrows??5:43 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to osakin
@suellewellyn deal. We could have chapters on different periods in history..... :o{ victorian gent5:20 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to suellewellyn
@suellewellyn That. Is. Awesome. Book-deal anyone?? I can see it on by the counter in HMV!5:09 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to suellewellyn
@suellewellyn Oh - this is fantastic. x_X = eaten by a dinosaur5:01 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to suellewellyn
@jackrich Pitta bread? a person eating a pitta bread? :-p "mmm. Pitta bread"4:58 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to jackrich
@suellewellyn Hell yes. track emoticon use over time and you can plot mood of the nation; do it gloablly and compare mood of nations. (C)4:51 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to suellewellyn
@suellewellyn ha! No actually I was just curious and felt like a bit of fun. but might be itneresting to do a sociological study or sumthing4:45 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to suellewellyn
@jordanstone Wow... what a misanthropic bunch! The unimrpessed emoticon :-/ or :/ is really popular. IT'S FRIDAY PEOPLE :oD4:44 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to jordanstone
@jackrich Oooh. A cheeky ;-p Is the 'P' a tongue?? #emoticons4:41 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to jackrich
@timhoang x-) reminds me of you at the Wolfstar party. Was I even there? ;o)4:40 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to timhoang
@oxygenchameleon Yeah - :P is a good one. Never been quite sure what it means tho4:39 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to oxygenchameleon
@suellewellyn It's a classic. The Helvetica of emoticons?4:39 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to suellewellyn

Name Simon Collister
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Bio PR person doing social media and internet stuff for Weber Shandwick

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