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  1. @delta_goodrem Absolutely do Breathe In Breathe out! Love that song!
  2. @kevinwildes Wrong medical condition-not a stroke. Belichick's been suffering from a case of giant balls but hadnt had time to visit doctor
  3. Pretty sure I crossed at least a couple of lines with my post on why middle-aged Asian moms love me: http://bit.ly/1Wrycn
  4. Dreamt about 3-team 10-player trade including Yanks & Rangers. Jarrod Saltalamacchia livid about trade in dream. I love baseball too much.
  5. Sign I'm getting old - in the shower and shampooing my hair when I realize that I had already shampooed literally 1 minute ago.
  6. Hilarious! RT @sportsgal33 What do you tell a friend when she's heading to the hospital to give birth to a baby? Break a vagina?
  7. I just got turned on by a Phil Hughes curveball. Maybe I love baseball a bit too much.
  8. Does anyone else feel like a 14 year old girl when using abbreviations while sending text messages? I can't bring myself to do it.
  9. 3 sure things in life: death, taxes, and a blown call in every MLB playoff game.
  10. Golf's Presidents Cup single-handedly keeps the argyll sweater industry in business.
  11. Actual message I sent with the Tigers up a run in the 10th: For the record, I have full faith in Fernando Rodney's Fernando Rodney-ness
  12. @kevinwildes Know any Bills fans? This is how they feel: http://bit.ly/13S9CC
  13. RT @Dameshek This Favre nonsense distracts us from the day's most important story: #66's birthday. Happy day to the best of all-time. 66>99.
  14. RT @kevinwildes If Chicago doesn't win the Olympics, IOC security better be ready for the Kanye bumrush.
  15. Roy Halladay's thoughts after ending season with 2 CGSO: "Try to justify trading me now" or "That should get me traded"?
  16. Football practice/scrimmage+2 TDs+ball hockey game+1 post+blowout loss+1 butt-end delivered to girl on other team - 1.5 Gatorades=Exhaustion
  17. Me and my two fantasy teams want to have Zack Greinke's babies.
  18. If I dropped my course package of readings for my Sports Law class on my foot, I'm pretty sure I'd break a bone.
  19. Watching the MTV VMAs - where did Madonna's fake accent go?
  20. How come the MTV Video Music Awards are being shown on MuchMusic while MTV shows reruns of Cribs in Canada?