simonblackwell
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@ Thanks for letting me know. He's a lovely man.
about 13 hours ago
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@ We've all been doing that at your place for *years* Tony. Why do you think you're always so low on teabags?
about 14 hours ago
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Just realised Cliff Lawton MP, Former Secretary of State for Social Affairs, is on Twitter @. (Oh, and he’s also David Archer.)
about 14 hours ago
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Today we visited the puppy we're going to be bringing home in 3 weeks. Here she is
10:48 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Glad you're OK Gary.
2:42 PM Nov 20th
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We were flooded a couple of years ago. Horrible. Watched News at Ten and am *hugely* thankful not to be one of those poor sods in Cumbria.
2:28 PM Nov 20th
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An umlaut is a diacritic mark representing a sound shift. A Spanish umlaut is the same but with fried potatoes and onions.
4:53 AM Nov 19th
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Zapruder’s home movie of the Kennedy assassination is amazing. His follow up - ‘Niece Gets Married’ - not so powerful.
3:07 PM Nov 18th
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Anything, however funny, immediately ceases to be funny when printed on a T-shirt.
9:39 AM Nov 13th
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Vera Lung, the forces’ sweetbread.
3:38 AM Nov 13th
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They'd definitely sell more of these if they put Fonzie on the front.
4:13 PM Nov 12th
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Just went up to the cheese counter in Sainsbury's. I interrupted him and he had to start again.
7:57 AM Nov 12th
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I'm head over heels! That is, in a completely normal and usual position.
6:12 AM Nov 12th
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In the 60s, did anyone bother to ask The Searchers what they were looking for? Maybe The Seekers could have helped.
12:22 AM Nov 12th
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Maybe a *bit* more care...?
5:28 AM Nov 11th
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Time to wash my Blood, Sweat & Tears and Hot Chocolate T-shirts. Always takes ages.
9:19 AM Nov 10th
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At polite garden parties, always mind your Ps and Qs, particularly when telling people how much you love Pimms.
2:39 AM Nov 10th
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I won't be making any double-entendres today. Touch wood.
4:29 AM Nov 9th
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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth - that was a weird episode of Swap Shop.
3:29 PM Nov 8th
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No pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat.
5:21 AM Nov 8th
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- Name Simon Blackwell
- Location Kingham, Oxfordshire
- Web http://www.imdb.c...
- Bio Comedy writer: In The Loop, The Thick Of It, The Old Guys, Peep Show, HIGNFY, Armstrong and Miller, Moving Wallpaper, The Kumars at No. 42
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