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  1. RT @DaveHolmes: Trip back to St. Louis TAKE 2. There's nothing like holiday travel to remind you that people, deep down, are loathsome, ...
  2. RT @MKupperman: Newspaper headline: "Santas Promise Not to Behead Each Other In Public any More."
  3. Driving across wintry Missouri while listening to Joe Hill's "Best New Horror" on audiobook is a recommended experience.
  4. Got to airport safely and miraculously made it onto plane... and I am seated next to a mother breastfeeding her baby. I swear to God.
  5. Whoa, SuperShuttle driver just nearly sideswiped a limo and missed an exit. At this point, I just have to grin at this experience.
  6. SuperShuttle driver 30 min late and appears to be drunk. My flight leaves in less than two hours. I can tell this is going to be a good day.
  7. SuperShuttle van is late. Standing outside my building watching a family of skunks meander through my courtyard.
  8. I continue to post Sam Derrick's Worst Movies of 2009 List and lose Twitter followers: http://bit.ly/7RRGyf Today's entry: KILLER MOVIE
  9. Jay-Z's 99 problems are still way better than my 99 problems, which all involve wearing itchy britches.
  10. @Holl_x I skipped both WGA screenings and DVD screeners of CRAZY HEART, but now I'm hearing it's actually good. Is it playing in CoMO?
  11. @TexMassacre Four is a lot, too. And it just gets worse from here.
  12. Immediately, the posting of Sam Derrick's list (http://bit.ly/6VWvSK) loses me a Twitter follower. I expect to have zero when this is over.
  13. @BrianWCollins Wait, I count THREE that you liked (THE OBJECTIVE, CARRIERS and SLAUGHTER).
  14. @BrianWCollins Whoa, six is probably more than anyone else in the world.
  15. @hugman Thanks! // RT unless you are @simon_barrett I probably don't care about your year-end lists.
  16. @BrianWCollins Proud to say I've only seen three of the ten films on your "worst of 2009" list. Although I enjoyed AMUSEMENT, great review.
  17. Guys, I'm really sorry. I hoped this wouldn't happen, but... well. Sam Derrick's Worst Movies of 2009 List begins here: http://bit.ly/6VWvSK
  18. I don't know about this Kid Cudi album, guys. This kind of seems like maybe it sucks?
  19. Mourned the passing of Brittany Murphy by watching her 2009 thriller DEADLINE, then the Wesley Snipes film DROP ZONE, for some reason.
  20. @TravisStevens Any of your friends who met me during this weekend of cold have met the mannequin me. I barely remember last evening.