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  1. @Kaylee_Frye Wish there was more I could do. Even with all our medical advances, all our science, we still can't cure a cold.
  2. The captain just uttered positive words about our current status. If you'll excuse me, @kaylee_frye, I'm just going to re-check my supplies.
  3. @malcolmreynolds Supplies are holding up well, Captain. Our people not stepping in front of slugs seem to help that situation immensely.
  4. This is... somewhat deranged... yet amusing and accurate as well. http://s1ren.livejournal.com/859559.html
  5. I... I didn't think iodine could stain a ship's paint job like that. I always did give @river_tam credit for ingenuity...
  6. @jayne_cobb Anatomically speaking, that could be difficult, as there are few flexors muscles in the buttocks. At best, they could dimple.
  7. Strange to report such people to the Cortex authorities when on the run myself. This is when an alternate account comes in useful.
  8. @AmbassadorInara I understand completely. I don't know of any Companion that would be so crude or indiscreet.
  9. I've been receiving a large number of unsolicited waves from loose women recently. Same as Earth-That-Was, I suppose.
  10. @AmbassadorInara We've been quite well, thank you. @river_tam has been making slow progress. I trust that... business... was good for you?
  11. @cptmalreynolds! @AmbassadorInara! It's good to have you back on board... and back to your old ways so soon...
  12. @wash_ Well, we know where @jayne_cobb got himself... wonder who else from the crew is there... and why we're not there.
  13. @wash_ Yes, where is our good captain? Radio silence is understandable, but it's been quite a while, shouldn't we have heard something?
  14. @wash_, we seem to have lost communication for a while there. It seems as though there's similar problems on board. It's very quiet lately.
  15. Has anyone seen @jayne_cobb? It's awfully quiet around here...
  16. I must admit, Mrs - err, Ma - Cobb certainly has made us all feel welcome here. Makes one wonder what happened to @jayne_cobb to turn out so
  17. Perhaps his folks are setting up a haberdashery, and they need a few trustworthy models for hat sizes?
  18. Things sure have been quiet on board lately. In my experience, that's generally not a good sign.
  19. @River_Tam Sorry to not respond sooner. Certainly you can go; can't think of a reason why you couldn't. You have a good time with the ladies
  20. He was quite amenable to my suggestion to leave you about your business... especially after he saw the syringe tucked into my vest.