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Someone has dropped out at last min. DM if you want to come to tonight's Dine with DHabout 13 hours agofrom web
She offered him beef, but it was no good, he knew deep down, he was a lomo-sexualabout 13 hours agofrom web
He ran his hand against the silky ribbon of flesh, it felt good, oh so good. "if only women were like pigs" he thought to himselfabout 13 hours agofrom web
"I'm naughty" she said waving the streaky at me. She was right and needed to be punished. I reached for the chorizo. Gettng the hang of thisabout 13 hours agofrom web
"she ripped open the packet of smoked rashers. I tumesced" that's the opening line doneabout 13 hours agofrom web
drinking tea and working on the plot for a bacon porno story. My mum would be so proudabout 14 hours agofrom web
Just been asked if I would like to supply a short story for a compilation of erotic stories. I replied "can it involve bacon?"about 14 hours agofrom web