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  1. @osheasbutchers will do, thanks
  2. I am not going to sleep. I have to drive to the airport in three hours
  3. @m2comms So pleased you could make it and thanks for the Charlie Bigham goodies, much appreciated
  4. @NepentheWines The wines went down a storm at Dine With Dos Hermanos. Thank you so much
  5. no sleep and no booze for me tonight. Have to drive to Heathrow at 4am for flight to the United Kingdom of Jamon
  6. @rasga prefer the salt beef sandwich at Gaby's on Charing X to Brick Lane right now
  7. @hollowlegs you'll have two to contend with
  8. Place taken.
  9. Someone has dropped out at last min. DM if you want to come to tonight's Dine with DH
  10. She offered him beef, but it was no good, he knew deep down, he was a lomo-sexual
  11. He ran his hand against the silky ribbon of flesh, it felt good, oh so good. "if only women were like pigs" he thought to himself
  12. "I'm naughty" she said waving the streaky at me. She was right and needed to be punished. I reached for the chorizo. Gettng the hang of this
  13. "she ripped open the packet of smoked rashers. I tumesced" that's the opening line done
  14. drinking tea and working on the plot for a bacon porno story. My mum would be so proud
  15. @chrispople http://bit.ly/3MTB8G
  16. @chrispople ask HP, so bad on two times of asking, they comped it
  17. @chrispople Try Palm
  18. @chrispople resistance to DH is futile
  19. Just been asked if I would like to supply a short story for a compilation of erotic stories. I replied "can it involve bacon?"
  20. @chrispople that was HP