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Drag queen just walked in throwing the horns during agent ribbons' song about female masturbation. about 6 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Going to Gound Kontrol for Helen Money, Swallows, Agent Ribbons and Nate C. Should be great! about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@kwright39 #youmightbealiberal If the thought of screwing a republican repulses you.<---I am liberal, and doing a Bush twin is a fantasy. about 16 hours ago from web
@aaronmesh has enlightened me that this filler video before Warriors is rare 1973 Neil Diamond footage. I didn't even kno who it was! 10:48 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/pldnf My table's unused drink tickets...a party crasher's dream. 9:17 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
Now that I don't drink that much I swear I'm at open bar events more than ever. 9:14 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
Well fed at Pixie Project fund raiser. Later "Warriors" at Bagdad. 9:11 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/pglcr This guy is totally 86'd from Branx. 11:57 PM Nov 13th from TwitterBerry
I liked Jaguar Love as a rock band, but as a dance duo they're so much more creative and confrontational! 11:51 PM Nov 13th from TwitterBerry
Interesting concept at the end here: "2012 may be Hollywood's first post-post-9/11 movie." http://tinyurl.com/yar8zso 10:30 PM Nov 12th from web
Still smells like smoke here. 7:24 PM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
Watching the Bears at this place Thatchers on Stark. Cool place! Does not feel like Portland. 7:12 PM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
Just nominated www.englishbaby.com for Most Educational to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards 4:58 PM Nov 12th from Mashable Connect
Just nominated English, baby! Soap Opera for Best Online Video Web Series http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards 4:58 PM Nov 12th from Mashable Connect
RT @blazersedge: in first 8 games as a sun, channing frye made more 3 pointers than he did in his previous 4 years. 2:03 PM Nov 12th from web
@MarissaARoss But you did meet Dr. J? That is rad. Is his hipster cred well-earned in your objective opinion? 10:28 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to MarissaARoss
@MarissaARoss wait, is Dr. J the one handing you wine? Are you guys at a Used show? This sounds like someone's crazy dream. 9:23 PM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry
@MarissaARoss Dr. J has mad hipster cred. Probably more important for a fashionable person to know him than any current NBA player. 9:19 PM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry
@mwalcher you a Blazers fan living in MPLS? 7:03 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to mwalcher
OK Portland, time to ditch your rotting jack-o-lantern. 4:48 PM Nov 11th from web

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Name Jason Simms
Location Portland, Oregon
Web http://simmantics...
Bio Screenwriter, music critic, publicist, troubador.

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