simile
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Whole Foods checker: 'mmm, corn muffin. dessert!' me: 'uh, yeah. sure. "dessert".' the cookies must be for lunch, then.
about 8 hours ago
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@ yeah, turns out he's 19 years older than me. hmm. too much of an age gap? he started at NPR the year i was born...
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to ckunovic
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want: /
9:58 AM Dec 8th
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dear cute TV-mac boyfriend: you lie. Macs do too crash. but you're still cuter than John Hodgeman.
11:53 AM Dec 4th
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just scored tickets to see my Public Radio Boyfrie- i mean, Ira Glass, tomorrow night at UCB.
4:02 PM Dec 3rd
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@ oh man, do you have that zombie pneumonia? you really should have gotten that cut stitched up...
4:01 PM Dec 3rd
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in reply to kidchamp
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has somehow misplaced a largish electromagnet in her (8x10) office. most people don't have these workplace problems, do they?
1:38 PM Dec 3rd
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my intern just gave me shit for asking her to file a stack of resumes, some of which i hadn't even opened. i need an assistant, yo!
3:36 PM Dec 2nd
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gossip girl: four James Frey references in a single episode. umm, huh? oh crap, i just admitted to the internets i was watching gossip girl.
11:18 PM Nov 30th
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Shopping at fabric store for holiday craft supplies. "Harbor" by @ is playing in the store. I know someone famous!!
8:03 PM Nov 30th
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@ stitches? Does this have something to do with the harem-ugg wearer?
8:14 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to kidchamp
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@ that Schaumberg-to-Boise teleporter would really have come in handy for holiday travel. Too bad Marin is too snobby for Chili's.
1:23 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to stubbie999
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iPhone, you are a lot less fun when you freak out while we're on vacation and won't run 3rd party apps. I'm just sayin'
11:20 PM Nov 28th
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is a little unsure where "home" is. but is back in california, at any rate. now, where did I park my car...?
11:14 PM Nov 28th
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apple pie for breakfast again? why, i couldn't possibly. yes i could.
7:51 AM Nov 28th
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Boy there's nothing like some iriminage after 6 months away from the dojo...
6:48 PM Nov 25th
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Back in Chicago less than 48 hours and I've already lost one mitten.
4:37 PM Nov 25th
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admit it: you've read the twilight books, too:
3:51 PM Nov 24th
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Tgiving warmup: Ben's meal at airport TGIFridays: why yes, that IS a fried cheese patty atop his bacon cheeseburger
10:42 PM Nov 23rd
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Am I the last one to discover that moderate amounts of alcohol make holiday travel sooo much better?
10:39 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Jen G
- Bio herding cats (i mean, artists) in Marin
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