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  1. In a win for our side, a team of crack code breakers have deciphered the language of the Campbell’s monkey. http://j.mp/8Tj2u4
  2. How you doin'? A gibbon dating agency is helping to reintroduce once captive apes into the forests of southeast Asia. http://j.mp/56sKko
  3. A painted face doesn't make you pretty. Mandrill's are kinda whorish: http://j.mp/4RwE93 (via @fuckyoupenguin & @mhectic) #monkeyrevolution
  4. @mhectic I've seen it but I've been remiss in my posting. Hold please...
  5. Tampa has a rogue monkey problem. http://j.mp/5eAZzq I wonder if they will show up on an episode of COPS. COPS <3 Florida! #monkeyrevolution
  6. Orphaned baby gorillas to be placed in new sanctuary in Congo: http://j.mp/8lXMna
  7. Wasn't me! "With a steady supply of monkeys ensured construction of the monkey collider began on a scenic Colorado site." http://j.mp/1NhwOX
  8. Oh, HELL no! Baboons sexually assault woman in tube top: http://tinyurl.com/ygro3tw #monkeyrevolution
  9. This just in: Sigourney Weaver is still a big fan of gorillas. That is all. http://is.gd/4ms33 #monkeyrevolution
  10. Minnesota cop allegedly snuck into a zoo at night to feed gorillas Pop-Tarts. Huh??? http://is.gd/2VunN #monkeyrevolution
  11. Cotton-top tamarins respond to cello mimicking their calls. Don't dig human music, but Metallica calms. http://is.gd/2PPJc #monkeyrevolution
  12. Starting Sep 24, Facebook, Twitter and MySpace users can follow Ugandan gorillas. For a dollar...? http://is.gd/2PPct #monkeyrevolution
  13. Surprise! A marmoset missing from a safari park showed up on a family's curtain rail in their house. http://is.gd/2DY7n #monkeyrevolution
  14. This lab-bred monkey with a dad and two moms is going to be so confused... http://is.gd/2DXwv #monkeyrevolution
  15. Monkey tries to eat the face off Jason Biggs: http://is.gd/2Azzl Who are we to judge, really? #monkeyrevolution
  16. CT prosecutor drops case against man charged w/ illegal siamang ownership after $300 charity donation. http://is.gd/2tGCZ #monkeyrevolution
  17. Minty, a Capuchin who escaped a NZ wildlife reserve, was recaptured with a trap baited with... BANANAS! http://is.gd/2fhw5 #monkeyrevolution
  18. Study: Borneo orangutans hold leaves to their mouths to make their voices sound deeper than they actually are: http://bit.ly/XgjhU Tricky!
  19. Your laws of physics mean very little to orangutans: http://is.gd/1UptV #monkeyrevolution
  20. From @mhectic: In case you think chimps are sweet and cute and clownish: http://is.gd/1MClV (Warning: Gruesome) #monkeyrevolution