simianfarmer
Will spend the rest of the work day babysitting a luddite at work. Whither technological aptitude, my peeps?!
| simianfarmer Looking forward to a week off at the end of Friday. |
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| simianfarmer is drinking Raspberry Chocolate Truffle coffee, and so far: no penis shrinkage! |
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| simianfarmer @MokshaGren Look, just because you're Veggie-Boy doesn't mean every mention of "meat" is directed at you. Self-absorbed wanker. Love, Si. |
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| simianfarmer Going to re-heat two burgers for my lunch today. Mmmm... meat. |
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| simianfarmer Waiting to head into a meeting, the greatest challenge of which will be to *appear* conscious. |
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| simianfarmer I will be on vacation (for a week) in three days. Sure, it'll be spent with the in-laws, but we'll still have a good time, eh? |
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| simianfarmer @vandersluys Marc, that was just about the best Twitter thread ever. I fart in your general direction, as a salute to your flatulence. |
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| simianfarmer Had my teeth cleaned at 7 this morning, and the dentist polished the tooth I chipped when I dropped that fence post on my head in May. |
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| simianfarmer Time to replace the family pictures gracing my desk. They date from this past Christmas and my boys look way too young. |
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| simianfarmer Sipping on a second cup of organic green tea, which seems to be fueling my sense of moral superiority. |
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| simianfarmer @Territorial I have to sit through a "quarterly executive update" to merit the beer, so there's a trade-off you see. Still... free beer! |
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| simianfarmer will be drinking beer on the company's time and dime this afternoon. Nice. |
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| simianfarmer @CheeseburgerB Your new niece's middle name truly is "Trouble"? Such awesomeness is nearly unheard of in this world. |
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| simianfarmer Based on the recent US primaries, perhaps strange women lying in ponds distributing swords SHOULD be the basis for a system of government. |
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| simianfarmer An office haiku: Monthly reports suck / Lines upon lines of data / Summarized by me. |
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| simianfarmer I like to stare out the window beside my office and dream up things to say here. And stare at my truck down below. And sip coffee. And dream |
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| simianfarmer @MokshaGren Algebra totally rocks!! |
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| simianfarmer @vandersluys I lasted a good 25 minutes. I would have gotten them sooner, but didn't have access to a freezer, so maxed fridge time. |
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| simianfarmer just put a 3-pack of Reese peanut butter cups in the fridge at work and is wondering how long he can hold out before succumbing. |
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