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  1. @kbittner Remember to take pics if cool, intentional scarring is to take place.
  2. Tweeting from the crapper at work on my cell phone. BYAH!
  3. @jefftoker Wanted to do CTRL-H, but it's part of a custom mashup between excel & access, thus some features disabled. Hell!!
  4. Puttering in Excel, erasing hundreds of "?" from individual cells. I love using my time like this.
  5. @jefftokar "Lawful geek"? I think I'll use that as my permanent alignment from now on.
  6. @kbiittner Scarification? Chickie, you really ARE chaotic neutral.
  7. @PootAndCubby You get your bitch-ass back in that cave... and make me some pie!
  8. Really glad for the rain right now, even though the Street Performers Festival is suffering.
  9. Dishes and kettlebell workout are done. More Buffy Season Six? Yes please!
  10. Just watched Buffy dig herself out of her own grave to kick off season 6. (Mind you, I'm mostly partial to Willow, myself.)
  11. Twitter is making me want to single space after full stops to conserve character allotment. Must. Double. Space!
  12. @kbiittner Weird. You were probably at the same Lion King show as my mom. She took Dex and they all came back raving about it.
  13. @dixiejayne I LOVE sleeping in the buff; highly recommend it. Comfort, freedom, the breeze, spontaneous penis dancing, and ease of access.
  14. Gonna take the wee lad to see Ice Age while the elder is at The Lion King play with Granny and Papa.
  15. Sunday coffee with my mother at Timmy Ho's in a little while.
  16. Birthday party with the boys this afternoon. Happy fourth to you wonderful Americans today.
  17. Going hard with Buffy tonight. And some beer too.
  18. owes a debt of gratitude to the ladies of Air New Zealand.
  19. Sign of too much routine: I'm excited about curbside recycling pick-up starting here next week.
  20. IT's impossible for a coworker to say, "So, are we gonna go and get some tea, or what?" and sound cool doing so.