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  1. @dyntr You didn't play that ruddy numbers game again did you? 11:44 AM Dec 17th from web in reply to dyntr
  2. Everyone keep your eye on ebay for a couple of freshly removed Italian teeth. 3:23 PM Dec 13th from web
  3. @gogreen18 This is true, the idea originated in ancient Egypt where they used henna to paint their lips. 9:40 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to gogreen18
  4. MVRDV breaking into the UK scene, thank you please. http://livingarchitectureblog.com/ 4:13 AM Dec 3rd from web
  5. @NixiePixel I hear they try this bullshit on everybody in the States. Don't let 'em. 5:13 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to NixiePixel
  6. @stephenfry I pity the fool who takes on Stephen Fry at Scrabble. 9:55 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to stephenfry
  7. @Lifejacket_Gsy just finished Lunar Park. Strange. 6:33 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to Lifejacket_Gsy
  8. RT @plasmatron: I know laughing at Sarah Palin and her disciples was SO last year but much like The Jerk its still funny right now http: ... 7:55 AM Nov 24th from web
  9. RT @bobbyllew: Oil companies are spending literally millions to spread mistruths about electric vehicles, only a few poor fools (like me ... 3:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. @andymatthews like this poor guy who pissed on an electric fence... warning: grim! http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=zwb0g0&s=3 2:23 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to andymatthews
  11. I want to urinate on my telly. 2:05 PM Nov 22nd from web
  12. Just overheard in my flat performances of both Stones and Clapton songs devoid of everything that made them great songs. Fuck the x-factor. 1:28 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. @stephenfry name dropping again I see Fry. 3:36 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to stephenfry
  14. Re-discovering Alice In Chains' 'Dirt'. 8:32 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. @sciaphobic um......are you okay? 2:43 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to sciaphobic
  16. @dyntr left or right? That's usually a good starting point. 1:36 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to dyntr
  17. @seanbedlam I'm pretty sure Glenn Beck will find a way to blame Obama for his appendicitis. 6:38 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to seanbedlam
  18. @Lifejacket_Gsy Indeed. 6:52 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to Lifejacket_Gsy
  19. @davenavarro6767 what a lovely piece of murderbillia. 6:44 PM Oct 29th from web in reply to davenavarro6767
  20. Most Haunted is pure comedy gold. Always fun to watch middle aged humans trying to convince themselves that there's life after death. 4:54 PM Oct 29th from web