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Learned the hard way: all are now . Skynet works in mysterious ways.
8:22 PM Dec 2nd
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Learned the hard way: The Republicans and some Democrats in the NY senate don't believe in equality.
2:24 PM Dec 2nd
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RT @: The moment NY voted down the gay marriage bill, angel bells rang and Tiger and Elin kissed. It really works!
2:17 PM Dec 2nd
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Learned the hard way: Disney's Animal Kingdom is not a hunting preserve. (I had to bring my rifle all the way back to the hotel!)
9:34 PM Nov 28th
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Learned the hard way: Despite a lack of signage on the issue, public nudity is quite strongly discouraged at Walt Disney World.
2:25 PM Nov 28th
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Learned the hard way: The Stedman who pained this banal hotel room artwork is not associated with .
6:12 PM Nov 26th
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Learned the hard way: After many years of not watching Survivor, tonight was not a good night to start.
5:54 PM Nov 26th
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Learned the hard way: "Piso mojado" is not a mixed drink.
8:32 AM Nov 25th
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Learned the hard way: It is "Lady GaGa," not "Lady FuBar."
8:04 AM Nov 24th
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Learned the hard way: When trying to kill my nemesis in a space nebula, think in three dimensions.
9:41 AM Nov 22nd
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I don't want to wear Glenn Beck's Christmas sweater. I don't know where it has been. Has Carrie Prejean touched it?
9:38 AM Nov 22nd
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Learned the hard way: Revenge is a dish best served cold, but coffee should come at about 150 degrees.
5:44 PM Nov 21st
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Learned the hard way: Comic Sans was a bad font choice for my resume.
11:32 AM Nov 19th
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Learned the hard way: It's "Hugs, not drugs." Not the other way around. I should have proofread those t-shirts.
10:05 AM Nov 19th
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Learned the hard way: The camera doesn't add 10 pounds. Dipping 's fries and in chocolate shakes adds 10 pounds.
5:20 AM Nov 19th
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Learned the hard way: IHOP waitresses are not amused when you ask for "the most international pancakes you've got."
4:54 AM Nov 19th
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Learned the hard way: You don't have to travel all the way to Vienna for Vienna sausages. They are available in many grocery stores.
7:12 PM Nov 18th
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Learned the hard way: You aren't supposed to put bulldog clips in your underpants.
12:59 PM Nov 18th
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Learned the hard way: I am not People's sexiest man alive.
12:55 PM Nov 18th
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Learned the hard way: Waiters and bartenders are not flirting with me. They just want bigger tips.
6:54 AM Nov 18th
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