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- @rommiej it's not self-deprecating humor if it's not humor to begin with!about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rommiej
- "I'm sorry, Dave. Error_too_many_open_files." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 12 hours ago from Tweetie
- "Return your tray tables to the upright and locked position, gentlemen. It's going to be a bumpy night." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 16 hours ago from Tweetie
- @CharlesTrippy It's "Shaun of the Dead," of course. Simon Pegg's best post-"Spaced" work!8:58 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to CharlesTrippy
- Why is sulphur dioxide one of the ingredients of Twizzlers? Surely there are better ways to maintain freshness, right? http://tr.im/ppEL9:07 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- @jonsel The Jon & Kate kids MUST be special effects (a la Ewoks). What parents would drag their own children through such garbage on teevee?7:27 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to jonsel
- To the next writer assigned to cover Kodak's discontinuance of Kodachrome film: Don't mention Paul Simon in the lede. It's been done.7:24 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- @jonsel They aren't children. They are special effects. The CGI is quite spectacular, don't you think? Frank Oz does the voices.7:17 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to jonsel
- @drpaulabloom It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.7:15 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to drpaulabloom
- It is so fucking hot. Sunshine on my shoulder does not make me happy.3:19 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- I am contemplating reading "Infinite Jest," a book I have put off for who-knows-how-many years. Any thoughts?12:16 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Can't wait for that new documentary that shows Baby, Ginger, Posh, Scary, and Sporty driving rigs through Alaska: Spice Road Truckers.8:51 AM Jun 20th from Tweetie
- You say tor-NAY-do, I say tor-NAH-do. http://twitpic.com/7wa4l6:03 AM Jun 20th from Tweetie
- Yay! Amy Fisher will be performing in my hometown soon. She tells the local media “it's a very classy show...not really a stripper show.”5:31 AM Jun 20th from Tweetie
- I don't have any makeup, @amandapalmer, but I feel pretty, Twitty, and gay. Can I be part of the Friday night club?8:52 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie in reply to amandapalmer
- I feel twitty, oh so twitty. I feel twitty and witty and gay.2:29 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
- OK, I get it. It's only $5 for a footlong. That's great, but do they have to get all snotty when you ask for a wine pairing? RT @rommiej7:23 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie
- The Iraqi Supreme Court has just declared that the official winner of the election is ... George W. Bush.9:53 PM Jun 15th from Tweetie
- @TheStew I'd be interested in knowing which young comedians he thinks best reflects the Jewish experience in today. Who's his oy boy?9:46 PM Jun 15th from Tweetie in reply to TheStew
- @taopauly Nobody needs Waffle House. Ever.9:11 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie in reply to taopauly
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