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  1. @chrisdary I can finally start my career in virtual archaeology! 7:19 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to chrisdary
  2. 5th:keep burn cream and band-aids around lest you forget any items in lesson 4. In a pinch try ice and paper towel scotch taped to your hand 8:30 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. 4th: Always cut AWAY from your hand and open the oven door fully before you attempt to take anything out 8:26 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. 3rd lesson of the day: keep extra pie shells on hand 5:20 AM Nov 26th from web
  5. 2nd lesson of the day: Don't fill the pies too high lest ye be faced with the great pie disaster 5:19 AM Nov 26th from web
  6. First lesson of the day: when you run out of fridge space, let the veggies and drinks sleep on the porch. 5:19 AM Nov 26th from web
  7. The gods of transit have conspired to impede my progress 8:48 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. I think my kid just called me by my first name. Doesn't that violate some cardinal rule? 6:56 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. 9:30 is the new midnight. 3:33 AM Nov 8th from web
  10. Held her till her glow-in-the-dark pajamas faded and so did she 7:08 PM Nov 5th from web
  11. Just had my NY tags sawed off my car. Apparently, Miss Maxima was the family member most resistant to the move. 7:57 AM Nov 4th from web
  12. Dear employer: In late today. Busy finding Jesus in Port Authority. 7:10 AM Oct 30th from web
  13. The widget warned but I scorned her. Now I'm freezing at the bus stop. 6:49 AM Oct 14th from web
  14. @dooce Your scripts are showing! Looks like database upgrade gone awry. Try http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/upgrade.html & Good luck! 7:57 PM Oct 6th from web
  15. @amandahesser time to break out the crock pot for a hearty fall stew- empty the fridge, avoid the stove and keep clothes splatter free 11:30 AM Oct 5th from web in reply to amandahesser
  16. Scavenging through the fridge, dinner revealed itself as ginger garlic vegetable wontons and meyer lemonade. 8:11 PM Oct 1st from web
  17. http://twitpic.com/jpwlf - 8:07 AM Sep 30th from TwitPic
  18. When life gives you lemons, make lemon blueberry scones. 5:41 AM Sep 30th from web
  19. Woken by the biggest alarm clock in my building. Grateful that it was a false alarm. 3:42 AM Sep 30th from web
  20. Can I get a clause added to my contract that I don't support IE? 1:04 PM Sep 21st from web