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  1. A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches. The madam gave him her best one, and http://tinyurl.com/yl7ak5s 37 minutes ago from API
  2. Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly cla http://tinyurl.com/n4xqsp about 2 hours ago from API
  3. An Essex girl and John are playing a game of hide and seek.John counts to 100 while the essex girl hides.After http://tinyurl.com/c4udo2 about 3 hours ago from API
  4. Mary,a shy virgin was discussing her worries about her up-coming marriage to paddy,with the parish priest. "He http://tinyurl.com/maakr6 about 4 hours ago from API
  5. Why is the Catholic clergy so opposed to abortion? Because it means there are less children to molest. about 5 hours ago from API
  6. What do Ayrton Senna and Freddie Mercury have in common? They both died with blood on their helmets. about 6 hours ago from API
  7. What's the difference between a woman and a wank? You can't beat a wank. about 7 hours ago from API
  8. This old bloke goes into an old folks home because he keeps falling over and his son can't keep his eye on him http://tinyurl.com/dlqukv about 8 hours ago from API
  9. Secrets to a Happy Marriage 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to fi http://tinyurl.com/yg6rtdx about 9 hours ago from API
  10. What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter? Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with mo http://tinyurl.com/l43xqx about 10 hours ago from API
  11. Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights! about 11 hours ago from API
  12. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Cos you couldn't get that much shit in a shoe. about 12 hours ago from API
  13. There was a limo driver taking a beautiful dark haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tyre wen http://tinyurl.com/ylaqkom about 13 hours ago from API
  14. What's the first thing a woman should do after she leaves the battered wives shelter?The dishes, if she knows what's good for her. about 15 hours ago from API
  15. Why are Helen Keller's fingers stumps? From reading the cheese grater! about 16 hours ago from API
  16. A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks copying the old canons and laws http://tinyurl.com/yfxgffu about 17 hours ago from API
  17. I'm off to old trafford right now!!. I heard on the radio earlier that they are having a tribute to the Busty Babes..... about 18 hours ago from API
  18. What's the Queen getting Fergie for Christmas? A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris. about 19 hours ago from API
  19. What's worse than having the McCanns take your kids on holiday? Colin McRae taking them in his chopper. about 20 hours ago from API
  20. How was the Grand Canyon formed? A Scotsman lost a tenner down a rabbit hole about 21 hours ago from API
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