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  1. A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was http://tinyurl.com/yf8lzyk about 1 hour ago from API
  2. Sky have won the rights to the World Origami Championship. Unfortunately it's only on paper view. about 2 hours ago from API
  3. Lulu was a prostitute but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of pro http://tinyurl.com/y8k4ev6 about 3 hours ago from API
  4. Five trainee priests are nearing the end of their one year course to becoming a priest. The teacher of the pr http://tinyurl.com/p7t33d about 4 hours ago from API
  5. Why do chav's tuck there trackies in to there socks? So it doesn't show if they shit themselves about 5 hours ago from API
  6. Why don't Muslims get their hair washed? Because they get their brains washed instead about 6 hours ago from API
  7. A nun leaves her cell and walks along the corridor.........."Sister Mary it seems you got out of bed the wrong http://tinyurl.com/mcx53j about 7 hours ago from API
  8. Little Johnny was playing with something in the road. The local vicar came up to him and said, "hello, little http://tinyurl.com/ccs382 about 9 hours ago from API
  9. An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin.They had been queuing for three weeks to see http://tinyurl.com/o33w4e about 10 hours ago from API
  10. A man calls his doctor and says: "Doctor, I think I may have caught an STD off my son's girlfriend." Doctor s http://tinyurl.com/c9qo22 about 11 hours ago from API
  11. What have Benazir Bhutto and Colin Mcrae got in common? They will never have another rally. about 12 hours ago from API
  12. Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?He was doing great until his business fell off. about 13 hours ago from API
  13. What's the difference between cows and beatles? Heather Mills disapproves of milking cows. about 14 hours ago from API
  14. What do a cricket bat and a turban have in common? You can wrap them both around an Indian's head. about 15 hours ago from API
  15. Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I sent her my ironing, that'll keep the bitch busy. about 16 hours ago from API
  16. How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment. about 17 hours ago from API
  17. A man goes to the doctors with an embarrassed look on his face. The doctor asks him what's wrong and the man s http://tinyurl.com/yjv7pwy about 18 hours ago from API
  18. How many Jews does it take to fix a shower? We don't know yet, 6 million of them were sent in but none have come out yet. about 19 hours ago from API
  19. A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it's answered by a twelve-year-old boy with a cigar in one hand an http://tinyurl.com/cx6wje about 20 hours ago from API
  20. What is soft and warm when you go to bed but hard and stiff when you get up? Vomit about 21 hours ago from API
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