Shyzer
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Shutting this account down and tweeting on @ now. Why? I'm bored. Do you have a better idea for how to spend a Sat afternoon?
10:51 AM Oct 17th
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Dear Mother Nature: I take this flu as an official Declaration of War. It's on, bitch. Good luck beating global warming on your own!
8:31 AM Oct 6th
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Facebook now allows you to translate the site to Latin. That's nice, but next should be a tool to hide people's fantasy football updates.
7:07 AM Oct 5th
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I have to go purchase a new cell phone plan today. Can I go ahead and sign up for a root canal as well?
12:23 PM Sep 30th
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A lady sent me a profanity-laden email complaining about unwanted people having her phone #. She then gave me her phone #. Problem; located.
2:49 PM Sep 28th
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RT @: :: douglas coupland blatantly rips off the earth sandwich with no reference to the original :: WTF
9:51 AM Sep 28th
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Unfortunately, lunch isn't going to make itself. And if it did, I'm not sure I'd want to eat it.
10:56 AM Sep 27th
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iTunes shuffle is doing a tremendous job of playing songs I don't hate today. Unfortunately I now can't blame it for my procrastination.
8:38 AM Sep 25th
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"Children and dogs go together like peanut butter and jelly." - Um...Who's eating children and dog sandwiches?
10:57 AM Sep 24th
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The AARP just sent me a subscription form and enrollment card. What are my parents not telling me?
8:30 AM Sep 24th
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RT @: The new Twitter RT feature is great. Especially if you want a 'Family Ties' cast member to threaten & call you a "jackass."
5:32 PM Sep 23rd
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I have trouble watching @ videos on Time because I'm too distracted trying to see what books he has on the shelf behind him.
4:23 PM Sep 23rd
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Answering a pile of emails while drinking. Or as others know it, the very definition of "bad decision."
5:17 PM Sep 22nd
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If there's one thing I've always said, it's that people need at least one video of their father in an old Western brawl
9:28 AM Sep 22nd
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"a kitchen sink was found in one man's bag in ... an airport." - Okay, I'll bite. What the hell was he packing for?
9:04 AM Sep 21st
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Gotta love McCreary's Prelude to War during the montage.
7:29 PM Sep 20th
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Crap, I didn't win an Emmy AGAIN! I'm beginning to question my blogging career choice.
5:47 PM Sep 20th
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Bought 1000 business card this morning. They're already obsolete.
6:51 PM Sep 9th
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@ It's acting wonky for me as well.
1:57 PM Sep 9th
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If I ever meet Jorge Garcia, I'm going to punch him for getting me addicted to Plants vs. Zombies.
10:39 AM Sep 9th
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- Name Goob
- Web http://www.shyzer...
- Bio I'm busy disproving the Scientific Method and launching my own space program.
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