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turkey trauma. @dannah "i think i have its heart in my hand." she slips, @elguapito gets it, then @dannah corners him, i dive to the floor. about 12 hours ago from Twittelator
@rewod the year i first gave thanks was the year @amolavi was born. ;-) about 17 hours ago from txt
@dannah wears an apron that @kimek fashioned from the cover of an ironing board. nice! http://moby.to/y1ku4v about 20 hours ago from Twittelator
@djsiegel boys are problematic. can't live with 'em, can't bring 'em back to the pound. ;-) about 20 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to djsiegel
highly recommending "text later" app for those like me who are memory impaired (or very skilled at forgetfulness). about 21 hours ago from Twittelator
prepping first-time thanksgiving host-age with @kimek & @dannah. just completed a very boozy pumpkin tiramusu. about 21 hours ago from Twittelator
noting that those that don't device follow @kimek missed the funniest tweet i've seen in years. or possibly ever. 12:14 PM Nov 22nd from web
this BC fan does not eff around. http://moby.to/fm1n67 4:19 PM Nov 21st from Twittelator
feeling surprisingly nervous about meeting bf's son. dreamed i accidentally swore within 5 minutes of meeting him. wish me luck! 7:30 AM Nov 21st from Twittelator
@adam 50 blue blazers can also be found anytime in the bermuda airport. (only blue tho. any other color is frowned upon). 9:22 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
"a kind word warms for three winters." #hyperbolicfortunecookie 4:43 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
OH "he's great on paper." response: "what do u mean he's great on paper? he doesn't have a job and he lives with his parents." 4:30 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
@eproulx i'm thinking shwerix. thanx for la ideaux! 3:01 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator in reply to eproulx
meeting @eproulx in person, and learning that the x is silent. wishing i had a silent x in my name too. 9:55 AM Nov 20th from Twittelator
showing pooptalkin.com to a boy i like, and he still likes me. yay! 7:19 PM Nov 19th from Twittelator
dogs getting married on twitter! http://bit.ly/4xMYkl 7:07 AM Nov 19th from Twittelator
@rewod #glee? really? my rock star image of you now shattered. 8:22 PM Nov 18th from txt
deciding bounty select-a-size only creates the illusion i'm not goin to paper towel hell. no matter how u perforate 'em, i'll use same amt. 8:04 PM Nov 18th from Twittelator
thinking neo from the matrix has got nothin' on @venuseswilliams! 8:01 AM Nov 17th from Twittelator
@dannah is baby corn an abomination? might as well tell me as i'm already planning to give up food due to "omnivore's dilemma." 5:20 PM Nov 16th from txt