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  1. turkey trauma. @dannah "i think i have its heart in my hand." she slips, @elguapito gets it, then @dannah corners him, i dive to the floor.
  2. @rewod the year i first gave thanks was the year @amolavi was born. ;-)
  3. @dannah wears an apron that @kimek fashioned from the cover of an ironing board. nice! http://moby.to/y1ku4v
  4. @djsiegel boys are problematic. can't live with 'em, can't bring 'em back to the pound. ;-)
  5. highly recommending "text later" app for those like me who are memory impaired (or very skilled at forgetfulness).
  6. prepping first-time thanksgiving host-age with @kimek & @dannah. just completed a very boozy pumpkin tiramusu.
  7. noting that those that don't device follow @kimek missed the funniest tweet i've seen in years. or possibly ever.
  8. this BC fan does not eff around. http://moby.to/fm1n67
  9. feeling surprisingly nervous about meeting bf's son. dreamed i accidentally swore within 5 minutes of meeting him. wish me luck!
  10. @adam 50 blue blazers can also be found anytime in the bermuda airport. (only blue tho. any other color is frowned upon).
  11. "a kind word warms for three winters." #hyperbolicfortunecookie
  12. OH "he's great on paper." response: "what do u mean he's great on paper? he doesn't have a job and he lives with his parents."
  13. @eproulx i'm thinking shwerix. thanx for la ideaux!
  14. meeting @eproulx in person, and learning that the x is silent. wishing i had a silent x in my name too.
  15. showing pooptalkin.com to a boy i like, and he still likes me. yay!
  16. dogs getting married on twitter! http://bit.ly/4xMYkl
  17. @rewod #glee? really? my rock star image of you now shattered.
  18. deciding bounty select-a-size only creates the illusion i'm not goin to paper towel hell. no matter how u perforate 'em, i'll use same amt.
  19. thinking neo from the matrix has got nothin' on @venuseswilliams!
  20. @dannah is baby corn an abomination? might as well tell me as i'm already planning to give up food due to "omnivore's dilemma."