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I just bought the first 3 Dark Tower books, the first collection of Sandman comics and Good Omens. Hooray nerdery XD
about 11 hours ago
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You know you had a good Thanksgiving when the day ends with you drinking alone, gnawing on a hunk of turkey while fighting a panic attack.
12:13 AM Nov 27th
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There are a lot of Erectile Dysfunction ads playing during AMC's broadcast of Matrix: Revolutions. I guess Keanu Reeves leads to limp dick?
10:54 PM Nov 25th
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@ Haha, you best believe he's on my list of future subjects. I wrote him down the day I came up with the idea.
5:07 AM Nov 24th
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I just pulled all of the elastic out of my underwear. That cannot be good.
9:55 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Brutus and Reginald. The fact that those were the 1st names that came to mind means my children will be beaten often.
9:37 PM Nov 23rd
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I've decided to celebrate my re-kindled love for the internet by starting a new blog: Now bow before my genius.
9:25 PM Nov 23rd
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Jon Stewart has balls made of adamantium.
8:20 PM Nov 18th
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@ The Chinese gov't often blocks sites as a preliminary thing if they haven't been approved yet. Or you're just a dirty Mao-basher.
9:58 AM Nov 18th
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OMG IT IS @'s BIRTHDAY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around with confetti*
11:03 PM Nov 17th
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I made Dennis Kucinich laugh tonight. I can't even begin to explain how happy that makes me.
8:48 PM Nov 15th
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Well, I just joined an online dating service for nerds. And now I'm tweeting about it. *sigh* At least I'm consistently a loser.
11:05 PM Nov 11th
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@ I don't know, I kind of like Josh Gad. He reminds me of a Jack Black's younger brother or something.
11:03 PM Nov 11th
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My sister is convinced that Jon Stewart had a nose job... I'm not sure what crack she's been smoking, but it must be some good shit.
8:32 PM Nov 11th
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Keri on Kevin from Top Chef: "His beard looks like velvet... like red velvet cake."
7:28 PM Nov 11th
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After dropping my phone into a vat of toxic goo, I've decided God hates me.
8:53 PM Nov 9th
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@ Make that 15. I was informed that following you would "be in my best interest." Feel free to be as mystified by that as I was.
8:21 AM Nov 7th
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in reply to roryalbanese
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My coffee tastes like old cigarettes but I'm drinking it anyway, due to the tired. Sad.
7:39 AM Nov 6th
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Well, the Tea Party just killed my desire to exist anymore.
11:00 AM Nov 5th
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In the belly of the beast now. Organized crazy people are scary crazy people.
8:21 AM Nov 5th
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- Name Krista
- Location Your mom's pants
- Web http://smilesawak...
- Bio I'm a girl who thinks she's funny. The veracity of either claim has yet to be verified.
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