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  1. "Point your finger at the singer. He's in the pharmacy."
  2. Anyone know of a good browser other than IE, Firefox, Safari or Google Chrome? #help
  3. And holy SHIT, my head is killing me.
  4. Must pee but I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom. This is one of those times I need a magic carpet.
  5. @lovestoned420 Very pretty!
  6. Ohhh shit, Stella's laying the verbal smackdown! #nanny911
  7. @TravisFessler As much I love shopping, I am so NOT jealous of you right now! lol
  8. This week is going to be so bleh. Looking forward to Heather visiting, annnd.. that's about it.
  9. Time to start Craigslisting shit... oh boy!
  10. I hate these fucking avocado clay masks. The things us girls put ourselves through.. >.<
  11. Just took my 55th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/22290
  12. @christyspanties Thanks sweetie! :)
  13. Busted. :( RT @fcknrly I have pink eye. I think Jami farted on my pillow.
  14. Come onnnnn Dominos! I want my pasta & lava cake already. :/
  15. RT @sucittaM: Whoever said "it's better to give than to receive" has never had a blowjob and probably carries his wife's purse.
  16. Man, no more sleeping for so fucking long. I wake up with a medication hangover every damn time.
  17. Now taking bets on whether the ME will rule too much stress on the heart from coke, meth, orrrr both! #brittanymurphy
  18. #stupidstoned and thinking of changing my username... And no, I'm not going to tell you the username I'm considering, you thieving pricks.
  19. I confess you were too much stress, I'd have a heart attack at best.
  20. RT @religiouscritic: "The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to ...