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  1. @saredigan / Whatever allergic reactions are involved, I'm sure they're worth it. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to saredigan
  2. @saredigan / Why don't you watch a real Christmas movie, like Die Hard? about 1 hour ago from web
  3. With any luck, tonight is the night my sleep apnea kills me. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Good morning > bad afternoon > worse movie > worst evening about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Taking two wise guys home. We ran into a retarded hobo and I offered him Red Bull. Postmodern Magi. 11:32 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  6. We hijacked the toy train at work. With a little help from our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. 10:51 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  7. "One officer, who requested his anonymity, was quoted with this advice: 'Don't look him in the eyes. Just... for god's sake... don't.'" 10:27 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  8. "Authorities could only say that the driver has been feverishly running about town threatening locals and was seen foaming at the mouth." 10:25 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  9. "Reports are coming in concerning a mad delivery driver in the Ferndale area. Police are scrambling to locate the berserk individual..." 10:21 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  10. Well, if no one claims this gift for "Niles," I'll just take it. 5:32 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  11. Mother fuckers took my pizza and Red Bull. Don't they know rule #1 in this house is don't touch my pizza and Red Bull? 9:14 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  12. Execute order 66. 11:51 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie
  13. VanHalen heals all. 10:27 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie
  14. comic shop chrimbo! 10:59 AM Dec 23rd from Tweetie
  15. @stevensanders / Dude, GREAT record. 10:55 AM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to stevensanders
  16. It's nights like these at work that let me know god hates me. It's so fucking mutual. 12:10 AM Dec 23rd from Tweetie
  17. Two of my lovely sisters came out of the same hole as I did on this day many, many years ago and I forgot to call them both. Bad brother. 8:56 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  18. You'll have to forgive me. I'm easily stalkstru-starstruck. Easily starstruck. 4:52 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  19. Trying to hit on Kristen Bell. I mean, you don't HAVE to talk to someone to hit on them, right? 4:30 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  20. Ahh, figured it out. Had to change AirPort settings. Thank you for assistance, Planet Twitter. 12:58 PM Dec 22nd from web