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it appears my twitter has been hacked
bye bye twitter10:21 AM May 30thfrom web
It puts the lotion on its skin! I swear, I think if this woman could wear me, I'd be a jacket by now.8:57 AM Apr 23rdfrom web
I am withholding postage stamps. It's the little things, you know?10:08 AM Apr 22ndfrom web
Day 12 is now day 2. Happy Admin Professionals Day to me!9:54 AM Apr 22ndfrom web
@sarahmck Throw surprise party, then pretend it wasn't a surprise, and that he is losing his mind. Always fun! Daaad..you knew about this11:59 AM Apr 16thfrom webin reply to sarahmck
Not that the future isn't worth my time! Just that, then I could think about other things.11:15 AM Apr 16thfrom web
I like spoilers because they let me know if something is worth my time. I wish I could get "future" spoilers.11:15 AM Apr 16thfrom web
16 business days left. Today, the BpE is chugging merrily through the countryside. Nice? I'll be in the dining car if you need me. Hungry6:24 AM Apr 16thfrom web
If I tweet my professional demise, do you think I could get a book deal? 17 business days left. Bipolar Express is full of steam. Lucky me9:33 AM Apr 15thfrom web
