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  1. @apelad If there were a little Mike and a little Joel in me, it would most assuredly violate the terms of their parole.
  2. Hello, Amarillo! You welcome your prodigal son with freezing cold and the evocative aroma of cattle.
  3. Surprised "Black Friday" has become the accepted term. It basically says "we operate at a loss most of the year!" Plus, you know...racist.
  4. @MaybeMaeby Driving home for Thanksgiving and livetweeting it. :)
  5. @clayboy73 yep! Amarillo. Yeehaw!
  6. Seek out "Thanksgiving" by Loudon Wainwright.
  7. Hello, Ozona, Texas!
  8. Hello, Sonora, Texas!
  9. Bye Kerr County!
  10. Has anyone pointed out this irony of thought: (1) government can't do ANYTHING right but (2) our military is superawesome? Just checking.
  11. @johnattebury Man, you live the LIFE! :)
  12. @Pillowfiend The best part was, he had a girlfriend! And she climbed in the truck! I guess she doesn't mind her boyfriend's misogyny. :)
  13. Pretzels: check. Popcorn: check. Jelly beans: check. Toast: buttered and shuffled. Thanksgiving is a go.
  14. @artichoked @maybemaeby Or listen to too much Ryan Adams.
  15. @gary_hustwit Objectified on PBS?! And I went and stood in line like a sucker. :)
  16. A pickup truck explains its idiotic height with a window sticker that reads "LIFT IT...FAT CHICKS CAN'T JUMP" Hold on, ladies...he's taken!
  17. @brentone In that scene, as George approached, Jerry said "Look at you. You really cut a figure." For some reason I LOL'd at that like crazy
  18. Just read a letter from Kurt Cobain to William Burroughs in which Cobain said "Having said that..." Clairvoyant Curb Your Enthusiasm fan?
  19. @ladyjanegrey I think poetic justice would involve her getting hit in the face with a hunk of fried butter. But ham will do. :)
  20. @hinducows Of course it was! But only among the more dramatic and fabulous among us.