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  1. @adamisacson When I meet someone, I write their name and draw a charicature of them on my arm in Sharpie. Works well.
  2. @catdog03 If it's a "bumpy ride" more often than not, you might want to get an exam.
  3. .@kwmurphy Found this...hair care product?! You really diversify! Though I see that nickname didn't stick :) http://twitpic.com/aanf9
  4. On days like today I picture God as a cruel, fat, bespectacled, Gary Larson-esque kid with a magnifying glass. And we're the ants, you see.
  5. @sclinton Ha! I'm such an iPhone fanboy I never lament the prices. I probably should.
  6. @SouthwestAir I get the same way at 7:87.
  7. @catdog03 I believe it's the alcohol part of wine that makes you think that.
  8. My iPhone detected and offered a wireless network called "You gonna get raped". No thanks, iPhone!
  9. @kevinwmurphy Found this...hair care product? You really diversify! Though I see that nickname didn't stick :) http://twitpic.com/aanf9
  10. @jasonboyett I'd say the worst revenge is a thorough and lovingly-delivered backrub.
  11. Why, oh why, is Ichael-may Ackson-jay STILL TRENDING? I mean, really. Really? Really.
  12. @andyjustus Why did he have a tooth in his manhood? YEE-IPES!
  13. @johnattebury I like how Birdfeed shows tweets inline with their replies, so you can see what led to what. That's pretty cool.
  14. This kid who plays Josh on "Drake & Josh" is kinda weird. In a creepy way. #dadfest09
  15. @johnattebury I've used Birdfeed! I like it. Still sticking with Twittelator for cool stuff, and Tweetie when I want speed.
  16. @slag_mag I'm serving Wise Latina Quesadillas.
  17. Introducing Ella to Austin nightlife. Kids nachos at Magnolia now. 6th next.
  18. I really want an El Camino, and if you think I mean that ironically, you are incorrect.
  19. @dyer9380 (That being, oddly, all I can recall about the movie.)
  20. @dyer9380 I hear in the uncut version, Cher slaps that dude THREE times.