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  1. "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." - Errol Flynn
  2. @GnoliaTweets Will importing of bookmarks be available soon? I had made a backup a few months before the site went down and FeedDemon cache!
  3. I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. - William H. Mauldin
  4. When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck. - Ed Howe
  5. The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. - Laurence J. Peter
  6. Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. - George Jean Nathan
  7. I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. - Thomas Jefferson
  8. When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - P. J. O'Rourke
  9. It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. - Jiddu Krishnamurti
  10. There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter Drucker
  11. If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark
  12. If voting could change anything, it would be illegal. - Kurt Tucholsky
  13. Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal
  14. Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. - Paul Valery
  15. The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
  16. Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - James M. Barrie
  17. Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. - W. Somerset Maugham
  18. Religion is for people who have not yet had a spiritual experience. - Aldus Huxley
  19. Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw
  20. Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. - Suzanne Necker