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  1. I'm amazed at just how dumb people can be.
  2. Stuck in a traffic jam on 635 in northwest dallas. Its almost 1 am, wtf?!
  3. just b/c i grew up doesn't mean my family has stopped being dysfunctional.
  4. RT @shitmydadsays: “We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time fr ...
  5. i havent tweeted in a while. oops.
  6. Using milk to prepare grits should be a crime.
  7. @MrWhiteyFord how bout them cowboys?
  8. Sittin in applebees drinkin a shiner brewtus waitin on my sliders.
  9. i suspect that my previous tweet won't make sense to most people.
  10. looking forward to driving in the rain to pick up my pal furball. we're gonna go back to my house and clean fungus out of the frog tank.
  11. @janetstjames OMG! i didn't even know she was sick! i should pay closer attention to tweets. im glad she's doing better! how old is she?
  12. @benbrown are you experiencing the DT's yet?
  13. so myhosting.com is having some sort of contest where i could win 3 yrs of webhosting by blogging or tweeting. sweet! http://myhosting.com
  14. .........the downside of roommatehood? there was no trashbag in the can, either. i can't complain, really.
  15. ah, the joys of roommatehood - i came home from work to find a sexy man on the couch, clean dishes in the kitchen, and no trash in the can.
  16. RT: Sign that we've had enough rain: Grapevine PD responding to report of "a large beaver blocking public roadway." - Thanks @wfaachannel8
  17. @jameyjasta cute little piggies! want!!
  18. right now the thunder is so hardcore my desk is shaking.
  19. i'm fed. it's raining like a bitch! rain, iced tea, candlelight, and gray's anatomy on the DVR. does it get any better? i need a man.
  20. let the record show that i'm hungry.