shrinkbot
- Fuck you Subway for making the most annoying commercials ever. It's like hearing happy birthday sung in 5 keys at once but much much worse.10:51 AM May 2nd from TweetDeck
- I don't think anyone can be annoying "in a good way."8:27 PM Apr 24th from web
- @eckirby You're right. I should slap around my supervisees more often.8:23 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to eckirby
- I like my job because I get to decide when to wipe my own ass. But who knows what tomorrow will bring. Hopefully I still get to breathe air.8:56 PM Apr 23rd from web
- With 2000 employees at my work, odds are that ONE of them will go postal, right? Can I only hope??8:45 PM Apr 21st from web
- Oops, that was just A cat, singular. 1 cat in break room freezer = funny, >1 cat in break room freezer = very disturbing.8:52 AM Apr 19th from web
- Discussed at work party: a nurse sleeping with a patient for 2 years, dead cats in breakroom freezer, DNR orders written by a "professional"8:49 AM Apr 19th from web
- @robcorddry It's proportionate to your level of fuckedupness (technical term--sorry to use jargon, lay people)12:09 AM Apr 18th from Tweetie in reply to robcorddry
- I certainly did NOT need "I love You, Man" to come out as Rush fan or to admit to crying at my first Rush concert. http://bit.ly/13SdFM6:29 PM Apr 17th from TweetDeck
- How easily I've eliminated my homicidal and suicidal thoughts on my day off. I'd like to thank my friends Mr. Jack Daniels and Dr. Xanax.9:02 AM Apr 17th from web
- Since I lack the knowledge of the names of certain muscle groups, I'll just point and wah.3:56 PM Apr 12th from web
- Made it out of weight lifting class alive! Now, the whining shall commence (due to end in one week plus or minus five days. I'm old).3:54 PM Apr 12th from web
- Meeting a friend at a weight lifting class at the gym today. Later, you may find me dead in a pool of my own vomit and sweat.10:47 AM Apr 12th from web
- @crow_soup Damn. It's a harsh world for monkeys these days.11:49 AM Apr 10th from Tweetie in reply to crow_soup
- @crow_soup If the 'monkeys' at your work chained to their desks get to throw poo out of spite and boredom, I'm in.8:44 AM Apr 10th from TweetDeck in reply to crow_soup
- My attempt to stay positive today is being hampered by the incessant drilling by my house. Does anyone have earplugs?8:40 AM Apr 10th from TweetDeck
- I'm going to try my best to be positive today. Does anyone have any Valium?8:19 AM Apr 10th from web
- @kwaku1 Good idea. I will add 'drop kick' to my repertoire. Punching, slapping, strangling, and cutting bitches get old after a while.6:50 AM Apr 9th from web
- I came this close to punching a co-worker in the face today. Normally, strangling is how I roll. Today, it warranted a punch in the teeth.8:05 PM Apr 8th from web
- Fucking achoo, I tell ya.10:31 AM Apr 3rd from web
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- Name Nami Kim
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Bio I am at the height of mediocrity.
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