ShowOfHands
- Twice. He deigned to speak to me twice. I am swooning more than a little. Oh and @flamesparrow go to sleep!7:05 AM Jul 10th from web
- chris corcoran? I can't think of a single clean question. Good job @morningpaper has it covered.3:11 PM Jul 8th from web
- What are skinny jeans? I mean, what ARE they? Your legs look wrong, buy some trousers. <<old>> <<grumpy>>10:50 AM Jul 8th from web
- With all due respect and bowing of heads etc, if I have to hear Beat It once more I will not be responsible for my actions.1:41 AM Jun 28th from web
- Sainsbo's home of the inappropriately dressed. Top Off Man and Peeling Sun Burn Woman touching the melons without a care in the world...8:36 AM Jun 27th from web
- Toddler is high five-ing herself. Self congratulations for burying mummy's pegs under the apple tree in record time. I'll be in the garden.7:07 AM Jun 23rd from web
- Successfully convinced 25 month old that I can speak to a monkey through the medium of a banana phone.4:50 AM Jun 21st from web
- Gingerbread for lunch, that's at least one food group isn't it?4:05 AM Jun 21st from web
- Misha cancels out 42 as the answer to life, the universe and everything #mishappreciation3:37 AM Jun 21st from web
- Watching Mitchell and Webb on Wossy with happy sighs. How is David single? A David doll, fabulous...2:59 PM Jun 19th from web
- @simithedemon Socks skipped fear not. It just doesn't work for anybody. Well niche fetishists aside of course.12:11 PM Jun 19th from web
- "Passionately, he ripped off his socks." Nope, it just doesn't work does it? "Seductively, he peeled off his socks." Definitely doesn't work10:40 AM Jun 19th from web
- Off to the beach for sandcastles and chips.1:54 AM Jun 17th from mobile web
- @mishacollins I'm worried for the camels frankly. Given your track record with ponies. Informing PETA as precaution.12:43 AM Jun 17th from mobile web
- @jlyonslowe 'we hate peedyfiles' (sic) thank heavens for fb or I'd assume them all morality free zones12:40 AM Jun 17th from mobile web
- @lawtoma Can you sink far enough down the food chain? I love you dearly but Tom or no Tom, I won't watch Big Brother. I'd eat my hand first.4:20 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to lawtoma
- It's such a relief when people join 'I love being a Mum' groups on facebook because I otherwise assume they're doing it for the martyrdom.4:17 AM Jun 16th from web
- That sounded cross didn't it? It's actually quite endearing in a chop off your ears and cry with frustration sort of way11:16 AM Jun 15th from web
- I hear thunder, I hear thunder. If she sings it once more she can hear an early night and the confines of her duvet. [cabinfever]11:15 AM Jun 15th from web
- Kripke, now listen hear, the whump will not do. Where's the schmoop? You are breaking me.3:01 PM Jun 14th from web
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- Name Rhonda Peak
- Location The Sticks, Norfolk
- Bio Snow White, drifted.
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