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shotgunned

  1. going to the russians' again? idk. hope so.
  2. now i'm watching the last part of sunshine and crying like a bitch. i'm staying with physics because of this movie.
  3. i've spent the last hour watching the price is right on youtube. wow. still have an announcement! and i'll still make it later.
  4. KJGSURUGWR MY CAR BATTERY DIED. and i go back to work at six. and i'm bored. and i have an announcement to make later.
  5. oh god i am so bored. i'm listening to johnnyboy on youtube. and i'm going to watch blind dating in like, 5 minutes. MY LIFE.
  6. also pretty sure i've been sober two days out of the past three weeks. budding alcoholism? nah, man, college!
  7. just found out one of my ex-favorite bands broke up. been reading their tweets for about an hour. lol my life.
  8. oh, hi twitter. it's been some time. um. i joined starfleet. and i'm still thinking about changing my major. engineering or medical?
  9. i just went swimming. at 2 am. in the pool. which was closed. also i am drunk. this is hilarious. i love everything.
  10. i'm a #lofnotc. because i just spent seven hours playing lord of the rings online. amazing.
  11. i had my navel pierced, but we just couldn't get the jewelry in all the way because my skin is retarded. to the professionals!
  12. all tha laydeez checkin out mah sugalumps*~ yay sufu shopping trip. i look sexy i guess. whee.
  13. i'm such a nerd. playing wow and watching star trek. so awesome. #lofnotc
  14. the hangover was disgustingly hilarious. i may change my major to electrical engineering. i'm going to be an orion for halloween.
  15. orientation was okay. i got shitty classes. might switch my major within engineering. i'm in a quad with haylee, though. awesome.
  16. i now have four days off in a row. they will be spent in minnesota and at orientation. also i have seasons one and two of star trek. i win.
  17. in ur subway, moochin the wifi. my new laptop is so awesome. it's tiny but powerful. and cheap! woohoo college.
  18. @BonesMcCoy tell me, doctor, why do the required shots always have to hurt the most? there needs to be a painless way to avoid tetanus.
  19. TOY STORY 3? MOTHERFUCKING HELL YES.
  20. being a pokefag is awesome. i totally named my char bones. shes a #gqmf and her bff is jim. im a nerd, but an awesome one.