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  1. @gabogoblin Previous Presidents wore knee breeches. Quincy Adams was the first to wear full-legged trousers.
  2. John Quincy Adams was the first President to wear pants.
  3. I got some burgers, brats, booze, and brownies ready for later. The brats are actually normal hot dogs. I just love alliteration.
  4. @jaydeflix Maybe, but I'll still be out of room as soon as giant-sized RH Fallen, Devastator, and probably Demolisher show up, plus friends.
  5. RT @jfruh America: fuck yeah!
  6. DAVID M WILLIS 1979-3025 DIRECTED AT LEAST ONE PERSON VERY HAPPILY TOWARDS THE BUMBLEBEE/SAM SLASHFIC COMMUNITY
  7. Oh, right, I started scanning a strip an hour ago. I should finish that.
  8. @DerrickJWyatt @rockbox1590 He totally says "Give me your face." "To meet your fate" isn't even a complete sentence.
  9. This is Independence from Shirts and Pants Day!
  10. In 3025, I am killed fighting space dinosaurs.
  11. DAVID M WILLIS 1979-3025 HE BROUGHT UNNECESSARY NEGATIVE ATTENTION TO THE BUMBLEBEE/SAM SLASHFIC COMMUNITY
  12. (that would make a great epitaph)
  13. I have brought unnecessary negative attention to the Bumblebee/Sam slashfic community.
  14. Enjoy the Bumblebee/Sam Witwicky slash fanfic community: http://community.livejourna...
  15. @lifeless1 We have a page for him at the TF Wiki, yes. http://tfwiki.net/wiki/King
  16. @billba YOUR Tina? I believe you are mistaken, sir. *takes off silken glove*
  17. @billba Can't be that near of a future! Summer reruns, dude.
  18. @dcorsetto Wow, that sounds exciting, frightening, terrible, and awesome. Good luck!
  19. @Iron_Spike I suppose I can let my sarahpalinistheantichrist.com domain expire, now.
  20. BEWARE MY HORRIFIC DISTRACTING GIANT BOOBICLES