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  1. "I hate you!" "What?" "You made me pregnant!" "....I did not!" "YOU WILL!" #watchingpuppybirthvideosonyoutubeabout 6 hours ago from web
  2. @jpidgeon Do you have a large Woody? Can you hold it for me? That'll be $20? #bestphoneconversationwhileworkingatTRUabout 6 hours ago from web in reply to jpidgeon
  3. Hear hear! RT @JasonvonEvil @Shortpacked Sure, they'll pass a healthcare bill, but won't pass Prop. 469 :(about 8 hours ago from web
  4. @Southworth I think it has to go back to the Senate so they can pass the amendments to it. I think. I may be retarded.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to Southworth
  5. Witness some pretty spazzy hamster parenting: http://bit.ly/c10nnabout 8 hours ago from web
  6. i iz can haz obamacares?about 8 hours ago from web
  7. @billamend I'm watching CSPAN right with you, dude! But eating popcorn, not cleaning. I win!about 8 hours ago from web in reply to billamend
  8. Kids, check your father into a mental institute: http://bit.ly/8YlcHabout 17 hours ago from web
  9. Mommy ham just dragged a suckling baby across the cage and back.about 17 hours ago from web
  10. Everyone's least favorite reptile returns in Monday's Shortpacked!about 18 hours ago from web
  11. BEAST WARS! BEAST WARS! BEAST WARS! BEAST WARS! http://www.shortpacked.com/... (beast wars)about 19 hours ago from web
  12. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabiesabout 21 hours ago from web
  13. seriously i just want to crawl into bed and disappear i need mountain dew and cupcakes8:41 PM Nov 6th from web
  14. Sugar crashing. Drank water and not soda! And now my day's productivity is at 0%.8:08 PM Nov 6th from web
  15. @jfruh I think they call that a "keyboard" in these parts.4:44 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to jfruh
  16. Dan Akryoyd is the voice of Yogi? Shouldn't he be playing live-action Ranger Smith? http://enewsi.com/news.php?...12:40 PM Nov 6th from web
  17. Pulled Pork-mobile down the street is tempting me with its foul deliciousness.12:38 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. MEAT10:29 AM Nov 6th from web
  19. Three pages and no one read what the quoted text actually says. http://tinyurl.com/y9bvl29 Well, two people did. They will be ignored.10:05 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. Sure, He-man comic. But more importantly, BABY HAMS PHOTO http://shortpacked.livejour...9:31 PM Nov 5th from web
  • Name Shortpacked
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  • Bio I get money for drawing comics and I use it to buy Taco Bell.
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