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  1. Easing back into the real world.
  2. Memorial site for my dad is up with the various obits & eulogies: http://www.paulLbloom.com
  3. Flashback to 1981: "God Bless Mr. Bloom!" http://bit.ly/23bg3w
  4. RIP Paul L Bloom (named for Paul Lawrence Dunbar) 05 14 1939 - 10 09 2009
  5. Rio? Really? Guess the Olympic Committee doesn't read the New Yorker: http://bit.ly/3h2DP9
  6. RT @emilydouglas665: "Widespread support for Polanski shows the liberal cultural elite at its preening, fatuous worst." http://bit.ly/akwEl
  7. i just cried so hard i overheated and had to change into shorts. #cangriefbefunny?
  8. Keep dreaming about being kidnapped. At least night's iteration wasn't as violent or as unpleasant as the previous two. This is progress?
  9. @nikkimartinez: But if you lean out your window, maybe you can catch sight of Ahmedinijad!
  10. something you can do to help: http://babblebook.blogspot.com/2009/09/cheer.html
  11. i'm not even in mourning yet & already i'm not functioning right. everything is slow. i'm sore from hitting myself in my sleep.
  12. my facebook feed has revealed its true self: one long Rosh Hashanah card. happy new year to you too, internets!
  13. I've never seen Dirty Dancing. On a scale of 1-10, how much am I missing?
  14. jon stewart:"You'll never get into Swarthmore now, Wilson!" joe wilson: "Isn't that a girls' school in upstate New York?"
  15. @jessicagross: aw, you made it there? damn i am jealous.
  16. An early Xmas card from the Balynker-Glooms: http://bit.ly/157TOv
  17. @susanorlean: Garlic & Sapphires (@ruthreichl) and Operating Instructions (Anne Lamott). 1 funny, 1 sad, both unforgettable #greatnonfiction
  18. BK bk fest 09 kind of a dud - actually slept at one point. Should've seen @JonathanAmes. He'd have woken me up.
  19. The offensive idiocy surrounding Semenya: http://bit.ly/mMIFb
  20. "she-male"? @mediaite, i'm ashamed of you: http://bit.ly/1qaiV0