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  1. hair-successfully-cut! 12:55 PM Nov 12th from web
  2. @nikkimartinez It's true! I almost cried. 7:11 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to nikkimartinez
  3. "Peggy, would you get me a cup of coffee?" "No." vs "I'll spend the rest of my life trying to hire you" for best line(s) of the finale 7:22 PM Nov 10th from web
  4. This is the best maternity look I've ever seen: http://bit.ly/24cBKt 12:48 PM Nov 10th from web
  5. The best of the obits yet comes from WaPo: http://bit.ly/2kiLT6 1:10 PM Nov 7th from web
  6. At shul tonight on the UES: Fyvush Finkel! I wish I'd gone over and said my brothers and I grew up watching 'Picket Fences'. 7:52 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. "Small" "Domestic" "Unambitious" ... RT @politicsdaily Why Are Best-Book Lists Mostly Male? -- Politics Daily http://bit.ly/10VJk 9:57 AM Nov 6th from TweetMeme
  8. @EdithZimmerman, possibly my new hero: http://bit.ly/1mJqF2 1:04 PM Nov 5th from web
  9. On writing, women, and writing women. Also, on trying to blog again. http://bit.ly/15XDk3 1:22 PM Nov 3rd from web
  10. RT @BorowitzReport:Tuesday Gratitude Thought: This is the one-year anniversary of Sarah Palin not being elected. 7:14 AM Nov 3rd from web
  11. "I wish I could draw a picture to show Ms. Kalman how grateful I am for being able to enjoy her work" Me too! http://tinyurl.com/yk2f6cc 6:52 AM Oct 30th from web
  12. Watching S1 of Project Runway for the 1st time. It's 04 in my house! Wanna join? Let's do the time warp, baby! 4:31 PM Oct 28th from web
  13. I can't believe my people were once proud of Joe Lieberman. #publicoption 11:55 AM Oct 27th from web
  14. ME: Do you have any crackers? HER: Are you pregnant?? ME: ?? HER: Sorry. When I was pregnant at first I always wanted crackers. 11:52 AM Oct 27th from web
  15. It is now officially Blast From the Past Day 12:27 PM Oct 23rd from web
  16. @EmilyDouglas665: It is THRILLING to see your name in a list that includes Pollitt & co. Yay Em! 1:47 PM Oct 22nd from web in reply to EmilyDouglas665
  17. Starting to blog again: http://bit.ly/1oVs9f 8:43 AM Oct 22nd from web
  18. I wish @taraleighcobble had been at my side. No one would have laughed harder about it or appreciated it more. 8:32 PM Oct 21st from web
  19. Farted on the treadmill at the gym. Kept running cuz what else could I do? 8:30 PM Oct 21st from web
  20. Cancer has been stalking my immediate family for seven years. Make it stop. #beatcancer 6:55 AM Oct 18th from web