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  1. Sitting by a pool in Beverly Hills. If I had sunglasses n a diet coke life would be perfect about 11 hours ago from mobile web
  2. @jonahg Actually they do! http://www.filmjunk.com/2009/12/09/best-of-the-decade-15-anchorman-the-legend-of-ron-burgundy-2004/ 7:24 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to jonahg
  3. Whoa there, GK! RT @BorowitzReport Folksy, NPR-friendly Garrison Keillor goes on an unfunny anti-Jewish rant: http://tinyurl.com/ykfve3u 1:18 PM Dec 18th from web
  4. Best of the DECADE, cuz GO BIG OR GO HOME: http://babblebook.blogspot.com/2009/12/best-movies-of-decade.html 1:57 PM Dec 17th from web
  5. Actual question asked of me by an actual living human being: "Have you heard of Facebook?" 12:41 PM Dec 17th from web
  6. Dispelling the myth that latkes never taste good the morning after. 8:37 AM Dec 17th from web
  7. The hot water for my shower apparently fled to join the party at my flooded subway stop. 7:27 AM Dec 16th from web
  8. The best thing about being married is the presents. Oh, and the health insurance. Have at it, DC gays! And welcome! 1:47 PM Dec 15th from web
  9. RT @romenesko: The optimism of people at small online startups "is absolutely infectious," says j-historian Michael Schudson. http://is. ... 7:04 AM Dec 15th from web
  10. God help Joe Lieberman if he comes within throwing distance of me. I pack Italian statuettes: RT @wonkette http://bit.ly/5YVCVo 1:05 PM Dec 14th from TweetMeme
  11. @anamariecox: True story: at 22, i spent one of the longest afternoons of my life w/ Henry Rollins and only found out later who he was 3:30 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to anamariecox
  12. Me: So, yeah, it hasn't been a fun few months. Dr. Russian: Yes. Well, life is not fun. 3:26 PM Dec 11th from web
  13. What's .1% of nothing? I was never good at math ... 10:09 AM Dec 11th from web
  14. College Collective 2-yr-reunion last night was super adorable & helped salve the burn. Irony: our stock options are now mature! 10:08 AM Dec 11th from web
  15. Homicide on par with Broadway to tourist: http://babblebook.blogspot.com/2009/12/homicide-on-par-with-broadway.html 12:41 PM Dec 10th from web
  16. RT @BorowitzReport: If America focused on rooting out terrorists instead of Tiger's mistresses, we'd have bin Laden by now. 7:19 AM Dec 10th from web
  17. Being lonely isn't only contagious, it's cancerous: http://tinyurl.com/ykwxevw {via Wonkette} 12:05 PM Dec 9th from web
  18. Orin Hatch vs. Lady Jewga. Let the battle begin!: http://babblebook.blogspot.com/2009/12/choice-quotes-for-choice-season.html 9:14 AM Dec 9th from web
  19. RT @EmilyDouglas665: Senate tables Nelson's abortion coverage restrictions. on that and other women's health news in the Senate bill: ht ... 5:40 PM Dec 8th from web
  20. when i grow up, i want to be Susan Sarandon: http://jezebel.com/5421532//gallery/gallery/1 1:38 PM Dec 8th from web