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  1. Sitting by a pool in Beverly Hills. If I had sunglasses n a diet coke life would be perfect
  2. @jonahg Actually they do! http://www.filmjunk.com/2009/12/09/best-of-the-decade-15-anchorman-the-legend-of-ron-burgundy-2004/
  3. Whoa there, GK! RT @BorowitzReport Folksy, NPR-friendly Garrison Keillor goes on an unfunny anti-Jewish rant: http://tinyurl.com/ykfve3u
  4. Best of the DECADE, cuz GO BIG OR GO HOME: http://babblebook.blogspot.com/2009/12/best-movies-of-decade.html
  5. Actual question asked of me by an actual living human being: "Have you heard of Facebook?"
  6. Dispelling the myth that latkes never taste good the morning after.
  7. The hot water for my shower apparently fled to join the party at my flooded subway stop.
  8. The best thing about being married is the presents. Oh, and the health insurance. Have at it, DC gays! And welcome!
  9. RT @romenesko: The optimism of people at small online startups "is absolutely infectious," says j-historian Michael Schudson. http://is. ...
  10. God help Joe Lieberman if he comes within throwing distance of me. I pack Italian statuettes: RT @wonkette http://bit.ly/5YVCVo
  11. @anamariecox: True story: at 22, i spent one of the longest afternoons of my life w/ Henry Rollins and only found out later who he was
  12. Me: So, yeah, it hasn't been a fun few months. Dr. Russian: Yes. Well, life is not fun.
  13. What's .1% of nothing? I was never good at math ...
  14. College Collective 2-yr-reunion last night was super adorable & helped salve the burn. Irony: our stock options are now mature!
  15. Homicide on par with Broadway to tourist: http://babblebook.blogspot.com/2009/12/homicide-on-par-with-broadway.html
  16. RT @BorowitzReport: If America focused on rooting out terrorists instead of Tiger's mistresses, we'd have bin Laden by now.
  17. Being lonely isn't only contagious, it's cancerous: http://tinyurl.com/ykwxevw {via Wonkette}
  18. Orin Hatch vs. Lady Jewga. Let the battle begin!: http://babblebook.blogspot.com/2009/12/choice-quotes-for-choice-season.html
  19. RT @EmilyDouglas665: Senate tables Nelson's abortion coverage restrictions. on that and other women's health news in the Senate bill: ht ...
  20. when i grow up, i want to be Susan Sarandon: http://jezebel.com/5421532//gallery/gallery/1