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- There goes the ceiling! Ok. Anyone have a bathroom I can use?about 21 hours ago from web
- Actually the brown stuff turned out to be tiny rocks! Enough. We have (man)handled the crisis & are off to bed.12:22 AM Jul 13th from web
- Getting landlord (in Miami), super (off-site), or mops (?) at 2:30 AM ain't easy, even in NYC11:27 PM Jul 12th from web
- Usually their friend, now water is their enemy. At least the brown stuff is dirt, not shit, says Mr. Ben.11:05 PM Jul 12th from web
- Bayou in the bathroom! Pipe burst in our ceiling; now NY's Bravest are looking at two inches of standing water.11:04 PM Jul 12th from web
- to iPhone or not to iPhone? (help!): http://bit.ly/BXpKj11:57 AM Jul 9th from web
- RT @fauxHarryPotter: "Draco Malfoy is up to no good. No one believes me. Have I been wrong ONCE in 5 huge, fat books?"11:48 AM Jul 9th from web
- laughing. thanks, fug girls!: http://bit.ly/aZMBa1:39 PM Jul 8th from web
- 2) ME: hi, new intern! are you in high skool around here? HIM: ... i'm a junior at williams. (is it my fault jews look young? i look 16!)7:25 AM Jul 8th from web
- keeping track of my faux pas at this office: 1) ME: sotomayor! HER: (frostily) my husband is one of the new haven firefighters.7:24 AM Jul 8th from web
- happiest time of the year: http://bit.ly/ZbC0w4:51 PM Jul 7th from web
- amidst the hordes of tourists in Asheville NC on july 4 waiting for the fireworks, a man dragging a cross. don't get much of that in bklyn.6:16 AM Jul 6th from web
- turning point: the moment a friend says she's pregnant and you say "congrats!" rather than "i'm so sorry -- how are you doing?"8:55 AM Jul 2nd from web
- he listened! "A day after Sanford declared in an emotional Associated Press interview that his mistress is his soul mate, spokesman Joel ...1:14 PM Jul 1st from web
- @adamplease: Amazing! I had no idea. His squeal is totally worth the extra hundreds of dollars to the guy, too.3:08 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to adamplease
- Sanford's "trystesse" continues: http://bit.ly/gNHpC1:36 PM Jun 30th from web
- the dykes march on without me. luckily my whole life is kind of a dyke march, only with a husband by my side, & it's weirdly perfect.1:30 PM Jun 27th from web
- days like this are what the internets were built for.5:09 PM Jun 25th from web
- You think Sanford's wife & kids arranged his secret sex tryst in Argentina for him as a Father's Day gift? #Gov3:15 PM Jun 24th from web
- the governor of SC done r-u-n-n-o-f-t: http://bit.ly/oejok4:23 PM Jun 22nd from web
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