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  1. hair-successfully-cut!
  2. @nikkimartinez It's true! I almost cried.
  3. "Peggy, would you get me a cup of coffee?" "No." vs "I'll spend the rest of my life trying to hire you" for best line(s) of the finale
  4. This is the best maternity look I've ever seen: http://bit.ly/24cBKt
  5. The best of the obits yet comes from WaPo: http://bit.ly/2kiLT6
  6. At shul tonight on the UES: Fyvush Finkel! I wish I'd gone over and said my brothers and I grew up watching 'Picket Fences'.
  7. "Small" "Domestic" "Unambitious" ... RT @politicsdaily Why Are Best-Book Lists Mostly Male? -- Politics Daily http://bit.ly/10VJk
  8. @EdithZimmerman, possibly my new hero: http://bit.ly/1mJqF2
  9. On writing, women, and writing women. Also, on trying to blog again. http://bit.ly/15XDk3
  10. RT @BorowitzReport:Tuesday Gratitude Thought: This is the one-year anniversary of Sarah Palin not being elected.
  11. "I wish I could draw a picture to show Ms. Kalman how grateful I am for being able to enjoy her work" Me too! http://tinyurl.com/yk2f6cc
  12. Watching S1 of Project Runway for the 1st time. It's 04 in my house! Wanna join? Let's do the time warp, baby!
  13. I can't believe my people were once proud of Joe Lieberman. #publicoption
  14. ME: Do you have any crackers? HER: Are you pregnant?? ME: ?? HER: Sorry. When I was pregnant at first I always wanted crackers.
  15. It is now officially Blast From the Past Day
  16. @EmilyDouglas665: It is THRILLING to see your name in a list that includes Pollitt & co. Yay Em!
  17. Starting to blog again: http://bit.ly/1oVs9f
  18. I wish @taraleighcobble had been at my side. No one would have laughed harder about it or appreciated it more.
  19. Farted on the treadmill at the gym. Kept running cuz what else could I do?
  20. Cancer has been stalking my immediate family for seven years. Make it stop. #beatcancer