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  1. @specs10 Not according to @FakeAPStylebook, and their word is law.
  2. I have a headache, and it's all VectorNTI's fault.
  3. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Hacker" simply means "a person who is skilled with computers." To describe a computer criminal, use "Linux user."
  4. For the first time in my life, I have to go to school when there's more than 2 inches of snow on the ground. Confusing!
  5. True fact: animal crackers are vegan!
  6. The fact that I'm making a mouse-shaped cake for a vegetarian makes me laugh.
  7. The Liquid Plumber bottle promised me magic. Here's hoping!
  8. @JamesWillamor I wish the independent coffee shops in Ithaca knew they were supposed to provide free WiFi. #bitter
  9. @BRuHeartsDarwin Come visit! We might get 5 inches tonight!
  10. The pH meter expressed its true love for me by working last night. Good sign?
  11. @dragonsprout Good luck!
  12. @Absolutionis Yea! :D
  13. The lab is super busy today. I'm considering becoming nocturnal for the rest of my rotation just so I don't have to wait for equipment.
  14. @Mary_Eats Leather leashes are amazing!
  15. @BRuHeartsDarwin Here, people coat their hands in Vaseline and wear socks on their hands at night to prevent dryness. I don't do that yet...
  16. @muddleddreamer You're only one degree away from fame and glory!
  17. I have a 17% chance of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot! http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bigfoot_love from @oatmeal #fb
  18. @Mary_Eats Spiked hot apple cider is up there for me :D
  19. Kitten doing jazz hands http://bit.ly/59VWip (via @mental_floss)
  20. @Mary_Eats Yea! Will you be in town around Christmas and the New Year?