shockcock
ok new office rule co-workers! Falafel, Roti, Burritos at lunch. You can only have two of these options per week stinkers.
| shockcock Sadie is trying to suckle bryce's nose like it is some kinda man boob. She is not having any luck thank goodness. |
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| shockcock @brycej just undid a couple of his shirt buttons at his desk. DUDE. no one needs to see that. |
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| shockcock I just totally farted in the elevator & on the next floor my boss got in. He totally called me on it. Normally this type of thing impresses. |
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| shockcock @brycej Sorry dude but this has to be said. I think the "S" in Sadie stands for SBD. |
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| shockcock I wish I had a box of labeled rocks I could pitch out of my car. Parked Car blocking lane; Riding a bike at night without a light; assholes |
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| shockcock I wish MSFT would try to do fewer things really well instaed of everything ok. |
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| shockcock Every fight is a food fight when you're a canibal. - Demetri Martin |
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| shockcock @Joanna HAHAHAHA ANAL-IST |
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| shockcock Buritto Day with a side bean Salad. Beans, Beans they're good for your heart. |
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| shockcock Do you ever pull a long hair out of someplace that you shouldn't be able to pull a long hair out of? I don't because I'm a hairless chicken. |
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| shockcock Man I gotta cut back on the roti. I fell into a burning ring of fire. |
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| shockcock oh gross! the big guy and the baby are totally turning the car into a ditch oven. |
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| shockcock I think I need to ask my doctor about a rash. |
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| shockcock Crap!! another thing for me to ignore |
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