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Ladies and gents, the largest town in shitass TX now has a gay mayor. I repeat, there's a gay mayor in TX's largest town. I know, right?!about 2 hours agofrom web
Phil Jupitus keeps wearing Red Sox stuff. I need to find out what that's all about.about 2 hours agofrom web
Oh, Amazon, are you also going to send me an e-mail every time I 'buy' something that's free? You and iTunes should stop that.about 3 hours agofrom web
A friend of mine picked me up some handwarmers called Little Hotties Hand Warmers. At least she didn't buy me the Massive Fatass ones.8:05 PM Dec 12thfrom TwitterBerry
What a weirdly abrupt montage. Love comes suddenly to visitors of Paris. #Gotcha4:38 AM Dec 12thfrom web
I've started watching Gotcha! - a movie I haven't seen since I was a kid. (Modern school shootings should be more like these.)4:12 AM Dec 12thfrom web
Our new Christmas tree - the first tree-tree I've had in years - is adorably short and squat. Like your mom.6:54 PM Dec 11thfrom web
7 tiles left. I have a bingo. It would win me the game. There's no place to put it. I'm dying inside.5:30 PM Dec 11thfrom web
