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  1. Me footies is cold. Wish the stupid girl would move us to Spain!
  2. Piggle iggle iggle rinky rinky boo! That's the language I invented in a dream. Shame it's too difficult to pronounce.
  3. @GingerMiluk Twas a singing contest with one of the nasty girl cats I call the evil sisters. Marooooooow!
  4. The girl thought I'd stumbled into a parallel world - but I was on a clothes pile. Genius!
  5. I can has lactose intolerance?
  6. @GingerMiluk Had a fight, ate ice cream on the dinner table, had a 10hr "narcoleptic episode"...rawk'n'rolllll!
  7. G'day kitten pals! Let's create havoc for our owners! Tip over our bowls! Screw up our blankies! Dribble on their trousers! #stickittotheman
  8. So why does my bio say all eyes and ears and the profile pic is all nose and snout? #nobueno
  9. Dear the girl: u lame! #justsayin
  10. @grrlysquirrel I admit, I'm a feisty fuzzy-face!
  11. "I'm mute, I'm cute, I got plen'y fur to boot!" Cheerlead THAT, bitch!
  12. Fur's all puffed up. Guess it must be winter-time again.
  13. @grrlysquirrel I love me some inter-nets. Honest.
  14. I likes the inter-nets, I do.
  15. I made that puddle on the floor specially for you.
  16. I loves this gato, he a gangster: http://bit.ly/3vZtL [YouTube]
  17. @grrlysquirrel Oh no, if anything the mummy's worse! And she usually has a brush in hand as well!!
  18. @grrlysquirrel Only the girl and her over-zealous jelly belly-grabbing!
  19. Keeping one ear suspiciously cocked. Gotta protect mah 'hood.
  20. The girl has rechristened me "Nutty Fudgkins" for at least the next week. Dreamt about shooting her in the head again last night.