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Why is it so hard to sweetly move from the empirical to the conceptual. It's not aided by me being dumb, admittedly.20 minutes agofrom Tweetie
@bellsknits I thought they were really water intensive. Saying that he may have a tank so I shouldn't judge. It's just a weird way to do itabout 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
Dear neighbour. Fairly sure water restrictions mean you shouldn't be using a hose to remove rose petals from your lawn. Or be having roses.about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
Awww drunk Nate back from pub with epic hiccups. I'm trying not to laugh.about 10 hours agofrom Tweetie
Leaving hedley in the still warm dark brings memories of then as tattoos on time.about 12 hours agofrom Tweetie
it is a beautiful sunset apparently. I cant see it cos this idiotic office building doesnt have windows. Cos its Shit.about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
the only thing worse than marking is calibrating other peoples marking when they are intransigent little fuckers who refuse to mark sensiblyabout 17 hours agofrom Tweetie
Radical new day schedule involves lazy mornings and working evenings. This will last till about 4 pm I am guessing.about 23 hours agofrom Tweetie
Hmmm having the Radio 4 schedule consantly live tweeted to me adds poignancy every 30 minutes. I even miss moneybox live ffs.4:01 AM Nov 11thfrom Tweetie
And the soothing sounds of previously on battlestar galactica shall sing songs of calm to my fevered brow.1:55 AM Nov 11thfrom Tweetie
Oh goodie I can be unionised again until I can't be again. I feel so liberated. Oops it's gone again.12:01 AM Nov 11thfrom Tweetie
anyone who watches the vid for Big Time Sensuality and doesnt smile is a little dead on the inside.10:26 PM Nov 10thfrom Tweetie