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  1. ruby's class variables are a code smell on the order of the hairy balls that '@@' implies 1:31 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  2. dear OS X app devs: ~/Documents is not your personal dumping ground. Ask first. Offenders will be shot. Thanks, mattly 11:05 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  3. Were not all staring at you because of your racial heritage, were staring at you because you're shouting into your fucking phone. 7:32 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  4. the next time anyone asks me to wrap an API around another website I am going to splash acid eat them. I'd rather do the insanity plea. 10:03 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  5. goddammit @mattly you're a nice person, you're supposed to be using me as your voice for negative shit. What's that about draino eh? 6:20 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  6. it's the lulsmiths vs. the srs cats. 4:44 PM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  7. Hay guy riding ur bike down MLK while talking on ur cellphone: if you really want to die, at least be considerate about it. 11:46 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  8. also: you asked for my grandfather's name. Don't fucking tell me it's too short. 3:44 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  9. DEER BANK GUISE: I KIN HAK THEES "SECURE" QUESTION http://is.gd/4jOLK 3:42 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  10. "Your reservation request is being processed. Your card may be charged." Thanks guys, state of the art here. 4:43 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  11. OH: OK, so they want an iPhone app, but because their sponsor is Verizon it can only work on Verizon iPhones 1:35 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  12. Note to self: if and when you ever quit, do so when you're single. 1:13 AM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  13. The bottle of sake is bigger than my head: http://yfrog.com/2rtajkj 7:04 PM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  14. @shitmattlysays mens room. Learn to fucking read your tweets before hitting send, especially on the fucking phone. 12:23 AM Oct 11th from Tweetie in reply to shitmattlysays
  15. Look, I don't care if you're performing. You cut in line for the lens room, we are engaging in fisticuffs. 12:22 AM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  16. You know, I'm not really -that- old, but I sure don't -get- hip hop. Even live. I mean ok they can rhyme. So fucking what. 11:31 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  17. hey, want to get @kneath's work without the impossible task of hiring him away from github? Simple! just rip off the design from @tenderapp! 12:43 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  18. you're shitting me: http://bit.ly/aF9or 11:25 AM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  19. hidden tracks were cool when the beatles did it. forty years ago. AND: YOU"RE NOT THE BEATLES 10:05 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  20. so I'm pretty sure "CPA" stands for Certifiable Problematic Annoyance. 7:50 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie