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  1. For over two hours, I watched this guy try tearing a phone book in half. He also swears he can eat seven saltines in one minute. 3:22 PM Sep 21st from TwitterBerry
  2. Most of my Twitter buddies are part of knitting clubs. I am trying to figure out the connection. 1:32 PM Sep 21st from TwitterBerry
  3. Listening to "The Shining" soundtrack 1:29 PM Sep 21st from TwitterBerry
  4. Someone told me World of Warcraft was like Dungeons & Dragons but nothing happened when I threw the dice at the screen. 1:25 PM Sep 21st from TwitterBerry
  5. Hang gliding in France with the Dufrenes. The view is amazing! The people look like ants. Oh my gosh, those really are ants! 1:20 PM Sep 21st from TwitterBerry
  6. I am terrible with names. Who am I again? 4:54 PM Sep 19th from TwitterBerry
  7. FACT CHECK: I don't trust any news report that starts with the words FACT CHECK. 8:44 PM Sep 13th from TwitterBerry
  8. I am starting to regret this Orville Redenbacher tattoo I got when I was really into popcorn. 9:56 AM Sep 8th from TwitterBerry
  9. I could honestly care less if Chris Brown beat up Beyonce or not. 6:03 PM Sep 3rd from TwitterBerry
  10. If you were on a desert island and you could have only one type of cheese what would it be? 11:40 AM Aug 31st from TwitterBerry
  11. Someday the Great Wall of China will fall just like it did in Berlin and all men will be free. 11:36 AM Aug 31st from TwitterBerry
  12. You look familiar. Are you from Easter Island? 11:33 AM Aug 31st from TwitterBerry
  13. My homepage is inactive because I didn't pay the bill. 8:34 PM Aug 27th from web
  14. @doutrich I just found out in Uruguay all drugs are legal. It would be impossible to go to jail no matter how much drugs you do. 8:32 PM Aug 27th from web
  15. I don't know who the hell any of these people are following me. 8:23 PM Aug 27th from web
  16. There are, currently, 173 million Americans without healthcare. But what I want to know: Is health care one or two words? 7:52 PM Aug 27th from TwitterBerry
  17. I stopped making mix tapes for friends since none of them have cassette players. 10:20 AM Aug 27th from TwitterBerry
  18. "Worcestershire sauce is the secret ingredient in Chex Mix. You can't just throw Chex and some pretzels in a bowl and call it a day, ass." 8:28 PM Aug 21st from TwitterBerry
  19. How much do you think Jesus weighed? 3:03 PM Aug 18th from TwitterBerry
  20. If everyone planted a tree today the world would not be a better place. It would just have more trees. 7:40 AM Aug 15th from TwitterBerry