shitflarghsays
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Why is it that anime girls always have bigger tits than Japanese girls do in real life?
6:47 PM Nov 19th
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Felicia Day. Again, I'll repeat. I'd like to fuck her in the bum.
5:05 PM Nov 12th
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The fact that girls like to dress up like leia in RotJ is proof that God exists and that he loves us.
11:21 AM Nov 10th
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The whole ashley macisaac relation thing has Jim freaked out. He doesn't want me anywhere near teenage boys for the remainder of the week
8:22 PM Nov 7th
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I work well without pants. I fart in a four-octave range. I'm also very imaginative in my use of the word "fuck."
8:49 PM Nov 5th
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I was up late last night and I watched "Blow" again. Penelope Cruz is another entry on my "women I'd like to pop in the ass" list.
5:12 PM Nov 4th
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What I'm thinking is we ditch the kids for a weekend and bring our wives. That way we can work while they have hot lesbian sex.
5:11 PM Nov 4th
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My grocery store put its seafood section next to the cheese area. Close your eyes and inhale, it's like being inside a giant infected vagina
4:31 PM Nov 4th
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It's still cold in my office and I'm all nipply. Wanna see?
11:14 AM Nov 4th
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My son unplugged my iPhone to charge his iPod nano. He comes to me all serious looking and says "Daddy, your iPhone called you a fag."
10:57 AM Nov 4th
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So I have my mac pro set up with twin video cards and three LCD panels. This is like mission control for wanking
10:51 AM Nov 4th
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Is it wrong that i find a chick with alopecia to be hot?
10:49 AM Nov 4th
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I'm nostalgic for gameranger: a) I was at the top of the food chain and b) there was a steady parade of diseased bears to pelt tomatoes at.
9:00 AM Oct 27th
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[Re: Sarah Connor Chronicles] ...that's the season finale and the cliffhanger, and fox cancelled the show. Because they're cunts.
8:59 AM Oct 27th
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I had THE most disturbing dream last night. I dreamt I was a drag queen. Honest. to. god.
8:49 AM Oct 27th
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I therefore recommend that we change the slogan on our license plates from "The Spirit of America" to "We Like The Gays."
6:26 PM Oct 26th
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Wouldn't it be great if car upholstery was edible, and tasted like fried dough? How awesome would that be? NOM NOM FUCKING NOM.
6:24 PM Oct 26th
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"I know which direction is north, sure." Of course. for you, that's whichever direction is more cock-witheringly cold.
6:04 PM Oct 26th
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You are such a gay fag. Cock-loving homosexual cumgoblin.
5:33 PM Oct 26th
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Unemployment day two: Masturbation and bacon. Coincidentally not unlike employment day 3650.
5:27 PM Oct 26th
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- Name Shit Flargh Says
- Location Ottawa
- Bio The ramblings of my good friend, Peter. He is awesome. I just copy-paste what he says.
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