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  1. What your church needs in this time of swine flu: the new, electronic Holy Water Dispenser... http://tr.im/Fiai 6:22 AM Nov 19th from web
  2. Our happy gang of aths and ags (atheists and agnostics) discuss why they hang about on a 'Christian' website http://tr.im/ENZm 3:41 AM Nov 12th from web
  3. Rumours that SoF Ned Flanders Night @ Greenbelt http://tr.im/EvLr to be featured on Fox official Simpsons' 20th anniv review. Looks likely. 3:23 AM Nov 8th from web
  4. Gender-bending Jesus play gives Glasgow Baptists a night out at the theatre... http://tr.im/EcZZ 2:54 AM Nov 5th from web
  5. Rio's Christ the Redeemer statue gets zapped, but Mecca is left standing in new disaster movie, 2012... http://tr.im/E1h8 6:12 AM Nov 3rd from web
  6. Latest date on Jesus' Scottish tour http://tr.im/DjTt 1:05 AM Oct 28th from web
  7. Bible translators note: we now know that Jesus was born in Bethlehem of IKEA http://tr.im/CFHw 8:55 AM Oct 22nd from web
  8. 'My Swede Lord' Heading of the week as Jesus conveniently appears on IKEA toilet door near Glasgow http://tr.im/CFwU Halleloojah 8:35 AM Oct 22nd from web
  9. Priest who wins $100,000 at poker http://tr.im/CinQ sparks 'to bet or not to bet' spat on SoF http://tr.im/CilX 6:19 AM Oct 19th from web
  10. Hoping that, among the bibles and books burnt Oct 31 at the Amazing Grace church, someone will take a Ship of Fools mug http://tr.im/C5WF 3:06 AM Oct 17th from web
  11. Are little old ladies new church underclass? Shippie Belle Ringer suggests technology leaves them spiritually isolated http://tr.im/BJGW 12:53 AM Oct 14th from web
  12. Ship interviewed on BBC Radio Leeds this morning with Muslim comedienne. Relieved to see self-deprecating irony alive across both religions. 2:04 AM Oct 11th from web
  13. Benny Hinn was prevented from appearing in London 'by the Devil and 5000 demons'. The Mystery Worshipper made it, though http://tr.im/AJ0i 2:32 AM Oct 5th from web
  14. TV puppet hell (& FruitTube Gold) as "Chip the Black Boy" watches his one-eyed crooning Panda pal get slain in the Spirit http://tr.im/zhju 3:14 AM Sep 21st from web
  15. Church playfully enlists Satan in ad campaign. Po-faced reaction is (sadly) bound to follow http://tr.im/xIlJ 6:56 AM Sep 2nd from web
  16. Bishop blesses rural toilet, and all who sit on it... http://tr.im/wAT9 1:56 AM Aug 18th from web
  17. Flying Rabbis use prayer and ram's horn at 20,000ft to protect Israel from Swine Flu... http://tr.im/wjH7 1:35 AM Aug 13th from web
  18. Jesus has been sighted in Las Vegas on (where else?) a toilet seat cover... http://tr.im/vume 1:12 AM Aug 5th from web
  19. Read the confession of a Twitter virgin from our new columnist... http://tr.im/uUtA 6:17 AM Jul 31st from web
  20. We've all wanted to do it. Praise indeed, then, to the seven-year-old who drove off in his father's car to avoid church http://tr.im/uAL5 7:25 AM Jul 29th from web