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  1. When in NJ Secaucus is pronounced SEE-caucus. Keep that in mind.
  2. @parenthetical Cinema Paradiso mother truckin' itches.
  3. what's the equivalent or pyromaniac for scissors? That's what my kid is.
  4. Please RT: Sign the petition to tell Frank Lautenberg to join Twitter! http://is.gd/efvl #tweetcongress #NJ-S1
  5. cookie dough or the finished good. Which is better? I always choose the one I'm eating at the moment. Timing is everything.
  6. good news bad news. Lehman goes bankrupt, but the wife made chocolate chip cookies before dinner.
  7. @parenthetical Forget Favre - WTF on the Ramirez trade?!?!?
  8. @parenthetical my favorite heaadline of all time about floods in Europe - Dutch put fingers in dykes.
  9. I just want everyone to know that exercise alone may not burn enough fat to give you your dream abs. I saw it on facebook.
  10. @parenthetical just - this - generally speaking.
  11. @parenthetical I've heard, but I 'fess up to thinking he's not funny.
  12. I'm disturbed by the amount of expectation I have for this
  13. wow, the soccer loving Russians are drinking vodka tonight.
  14. @parenthetical Skins Play - Stroke Plus Distance
  15. It's days like these that make me happy that global warming is nothing but a liberal conspiracy.
  16. @parenthetical I'm so old, I don't understand how to read the site you're linking to. Reminds of the feeling I have when I open an IKEA box.
  17. @paulscan What is an amerigka?
  18. I can't take the pressure of the twitter question. It's worse than a blank page.
  19. What am I doing? WHAT AM I DOING?!?! Who the bleep are you? Piss off!
  20. I now have 3 seasons of The Muppet Show on DVD, but haven't finished the 1st season yet. My priorities are out of whack.