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  1. Flirting with the check in agent just got us business class seats... to Hong Kong. Thanks Obama!
  2. @dckatastrophe Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! I am so excited! Forward me your itenirary if you have it handy...
  3. Just landed in Kansas City... oh midwest. Sigh. But I do get barbeque, so that's something.
  4. Watching a tyra special on the "gay kingdom" with my religious grandma that never has admitted that I am gay. Progress? Or not?
  5. Just touched down in Dallas- hung over still from someone's birthday times! Now going to see dour protestant grandma. Hope she got more fun.
  6. @dckatastrophe I know! That truck drives by even in december! Do children eat ice cream at 10:30pm on a winter's night? No. No they do not.
  7. Just started taking wellbutrin someone gave me for easter. Is it weird to have friends that give you prescription drugs as presents? No.
  8. I just watched the real house wives of new jersey. If there is a race to the bottom, Bravo just won. But I can't look away!
  9. Oh man, passover! Plagues! Questions! Crackers! Now am hurting. Need: quiet. Coffee. Nap.
  10. @dckatastrophe someone started following me and twitter emailed me... that's when I realized that twitter could happen from my phone.
  11. Happy Birthday Les! Thirty years of having a brother has been awesome.
  12. @DomJF Mmmmmmmmm strawberry soda. It's a winner everytime!
  13. Union Station is where manners go to die. Spill some ice cream on me? Thanks a million! Do appreciate!
  14. @dckatastrophy Is Ma Spriss still banging around DC?
  15. Eating poached eggs with homemade gravalax on toast with capers. Also, just remembered today that I have a twitter account.
  16. watching planet earth. I love this show so much, apologies to arjewtino and the princess who I made fun of for loving it.
  17. ohhhhhhhhhhhh...waking up with the windows open and no blankets on... so delicious.
  18. Working is hard and my feet hurt now. Boo.
  19. It's 7:45 on a Saturday morning and I am awake and driving to work. WTF.
  20. That was the dumbest thought I ever had. Butter and cheese are our friends. Fuck America.