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  1. @5olly EVERYTHING!
  2. When can it be winter again? :(
  3. @revdancatt SHAME ON YOU (for the Lily Allen part). *unfollows*
  4. @gilesp WOO! I want one too! *SMASH*
  5. @01101001 Flash?! Use Paint to build websites, you spastic
  6. BOOM! Thunder! *house shakes*
  7. @5olly you poor thing! :(((
  8. My #moonfruit is RIPE: http://flic.kr/p/2Zaea5
  9. I suspect my internet connection will be too flaky to make working from home very easy today... :(
  10. @leesiscoe haha! woo! get on it, NOW.
  11. Wondering if eating #moonfruit is akin to eating #placenta? I prefer my placenta sun-dried...
  12. Just found a nice claggy bit of period blood in my undercrackers. I like to call it my #moonfruit (how's that for creativity?)
  13. oh, I should have made that #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit #moonfruit
  14. @betsymartian This is the moonfruit thing http://bit.ly/8L4EI
  15. Surely Apple knows that I've already upgraded to 3.0? Bunch of lazy spastics
  16. @sweetdistin aren't we all? How nearly dead are you?
  17. Unsurprised that typing "porn" in a tweet gained me a follower - since WOOT, sausages & Brighton all got the attention of marketing cunts
  18. @betsymartian it's more to do with there not being a compact mirror big enough for my fat head! :)
  19. @dozhdbog you make me sad. :'(((((
  20. @Jochiewajij That's because all walruses are porn stars. FACT