shhdontellsteve
-
Steve also said that he would definitely be with a girl as fine as Kim if he ran a 4.4/40, had a heisman, and abs like @
about 6 hours ago
from web
-
Steve and Shelly on @ wedding. Shelly unsure it's not a good match Steve:"If Lamar Odom asks you to marry him, you marry him"
about 6 hours ago
from web
-
Steve joked about getting a Turducken. Shelly: "We're eating a Turkey. Not a Turkey stuffed with other birds. That's stupid."
about 12 hours ago
from web
-
Steve New Moon Review pt2: Steve wanted Jacob and Edward to kill each other early so Bella could hook up with Alice: "That would be hot"
9:59 PM Nov 22nd
from web
-
Steve New Moon review pt1: When Bella and Jacob go to movies, Steve said to me "I would soooo rather be watching Face Punch right now"
9:06 PM Nov 22nd
from web
-
My Mom sent us a 3lb jar of Pistachios. She joked it would last us till spring. Steve's eaten half the jar in 3 hours of watching football.
3:20 PM Nov 22nd
from web
-
Dave 2 said even though Steve was "playing himself" in short film he wasn't very good at it. And it took him 4 takes to smush the beer can.
11:30 AM Nov 21st
from web
-
Going w/ Steve to Dave2's short film set. Steve excited for his "beer can crushing frat guy" role. Plans to suggests that he also fake puke
1:00 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
We saw a mouse. Steve got excited, "I'll take care of it". Came back psyched "I asked for the least humane trap possible"
11:00 PM Nov 19th
from web
-
Steve cleaned the bathroom today, turned a paper in on time, then texted me to see if I needed anything from the store. It's Bizarro-Steve!
2:32 PM Nov 19th
from web
-
: Steve asked Shelly if Aggro Tony can come to Thanksgiving. Shelly: "No...Fucking...Way." I disagreed, I think it would be funny
6:29 PM Nov 18th
from web
-
Steve learned he's failing one of his classes. Missed a mid-term he can't makeup. Needs A- on the final which he is shockingly unfazed by.
12:30 PM Nov 18th
from web
-
Steve uses aerosol deodorant. Shelly said it's bad for environment.Steve: "I like to spray my whole body and I can't do that with a roll on"
11:07 AM Nov 17th
from web
-
Caught Steve looking at picture of a shirtless Taylor Lautner: Steve: "It's not a gay thing, dude. I just want those abs."
3:35 PM Nov 16th
from web
-
I asked Steve how things are w/ Burrito Girl. He said she isn't adventurous enough + she insists on being on top. Not the answer I expected.
12:13 PM Nov 16th
from web
-
Steve told his Dad he wasn’t coming home for Thanksgiving. Dad was pissed so Steve told him I was “depressed and shouldn’t be alone”
8:58 PM Nov 15th
from web
-
update. Up to 9 people. Will need to rearrange furniture. Shelly suggested gas mask and raccoon trap for when we move couch
10:15 AM Nov 14th
from web
-
Steve wants to watch original Friday the13th tonight but BG said only if he'll go see New Moon with her. Steve called trade "totally unfair"
3:52 PM Nov 13th
from web
-
Steve agreed to be in a short film that Dave2 is doing. Steve is playing Frat Guy #3 who has to crush a beer can on his head.
1:21 PM Nov 13th
from web
-
Steve on 2012: "I liked it when it was called Independence Day." Then he laughed pretty hard. Steve was really proud of that one.
10:37 AM Nov 13th
from web
|
- Name Steve Roommate
- Location Steve's Apartment
- Bio This is a twitter page where I secretly tweet about what my roommate Steve is doing at all times.
|
