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Sheridan

  1. @revjim Actually the universe is not infinite (at least if you believe physicists), but finite and expanding ever since the Big Bang.
  2. I'm checking out the company's regular Toastmasters meeting today during lunch.
  3. My recruiter is bringing me breakfast at work this morning. Looking forward to it (whatever it might actually be, she just said "breakfast")
  4. One of the really nice things about working in a corporate environment is I actually get to go home at 5 every day. Heading home now.
  5. Statistically today is the most unproductive work day of the year. I am definitely wishing I could have stayed in bed this morning.
  6. Since our museum plans fell through the girls and I went to the Fort Worth Zoo with my Mom. Celia's favorite was kangaroos, Darby's penguins
  7. I got a sampler breakfast to see what Darby would eat. It had pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, and potatoes. She ate ALL of it!
  8. I'm having a late breakfast with just me and Darby. This one on one time is a rare treat.
  9. In the two weeks I've been here I've gotten Amish Friendship bread, Zucchini bread, and today Chocolate Cream bread. YUM!
  10. Even though I don't get bagels once a week like I did at the old job I still get baked goods. Two ladies in my department bake regularly.
  11. Corporate conference call rule #1: Don't talk more than you have to or you might be given ownership of something that shouldn't be yours.
  12. @revjim Did you get my voicemail or text message about Saturday?
  13. On the down side they took my laptop to fix something. On the upside, I have both a laptop and desktop at the new job so I can still work.
  14. Today is my first day at the new job. I have a mix of excitement and jitters. I just hope it's as good as it seemed during the interview.
  15. Celia: "That's my best friend in the whole wide world!" Me: "What's her name?" Celia: "I don't know."
  16. Darby just fed herself with a fork for the first time. She is literally growing up right before my eyes!
  17. Sarah: If I get back in this car and there isn't two little bird legs sticking out of my grill I'm kicking your ass!
  18. I just flustered Sarah so badly that she called me Celia. Hehehe
  19. This would be much easier if Darby wasn't sick, or I wasn't sick, or Celia wasn't waking Darby everytime she fell asleep. Gah
  20. Diapers were purchased as well as a take and bake pizza for lunch. I just pulled the pizza out of the oven.