sherbondy
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Dear world: I've been perfecting this idiom pun in my lab, and I think it's finally ready. May I present to you:
"harmless as canned bees."
11:30 PM Nov 24th
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Fixed my freezer and bruised my nose. Getting things done is rough.
2:26 PM Nov 23rd
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Why does one word in french simultaneously mean bored and annoyed?
6:35 PM Nov 21st
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@ Watching HD videos through a flash player is deadly. ClickToFlash -> Play Fullscreen in Quicktime Player = Bliss.
7:00 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to 10char
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Yippee, Tumblr for iPhone update finally hits.
6:41 PM Nov 19th
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Ooh. Since when has twitter's settings page actually looked decent?
2:37 PM Nov 19th
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Hah, there's a long, intricately detailed section in the NC driving guide all about what to do if you encounter a funeral procession.
2:41 PM Nov 17th
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I know fast food is unholy, but Burger King actually makes a decent veggie burger.
2:23 PM Nov 17th
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Instead of charging me $200 to replace my phone's screen, Apple gave me a new phone for free. That's customer service, guys.
6:13 PM Nov 16th
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@ Don't worry about me, Owen has me covered.
3:56 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to jaykaay
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@ CRUD. I am in the same boat. Any kind souls out there with the Ch. 5 study guide on hand? Scanning would work just as well.
3:16 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to jaykaay
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On Sunday nights I start dreaming long before I get to sleep. I decree this coming week to be fantastic by sheer force of will.
9:43 PM Nov 15th
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Tea without the tea part is fantastic: warm water with honey and cream.
5:28 PM Nov 11th
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@ critikall dot com hey hey.
4:10 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to PrashanthK
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@ NOT FUNNY, guy.
1:12 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to 10char
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Twitter's upcoming inbuilt retweet feature is fantastic. I look forward to a sharp reduction in retweet-garbage in my feed.
1:10 PM Nov 11th
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Guys. I used to collect beanie babies. I hope this comes as no surprise, considering how cool I am.
7:35 PM Nov 6th
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"I was brought up in the hood. The childhood."
6:40 PM Nov 6th
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@ This man should do standup.
5:19 PM Nov 6th
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in reply to PrashanthK
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Found so many fantastic pictures of childhood. Scanning soon.
4:30 PM Nov 6th
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