ShenaniganJenn
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I just spent ten minutes putting together a blanket. ... Ten minutes. A blanket. Putting it together. Fuck.
8:27 PM Dec 20th
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I LIKE CRACKER BARREL'S GRITS, OK? GODDAMN IT, PEOPLE, STOP JUDGING ME. I AM HAVING A CRISIS!
11:03 AM Dec 20th
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I JUST FOUND MY MOTHER IS A CARD FUCKING CARRYING MEMBER OF THE NRA. AS IN, IT IS IN HER WALLET. WHAT. WHAT. WHAAAAT?
10:56 AM Dec 20th
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My mom just mentioned "brass knucks". I'M SORRY, MOTHER, YOU HAVE A NICKNAME FOR BRASS FUCKING KNUCKLES? GOOD TO KNOW.
10:49 AM Dec 20th
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- WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT
10:46 AM Dec 20th
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@ Ha! Was JUST talking about this on Friday. You have no idea how many people think I'm legit. as angry in real life as on here
8:47 AM Dec 20th
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My mother has not stopped glaring at me. She is making me too uncomfortable to eat my french toast and tweet. Still doing it, but still.
8:43 AM Dec 20th
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Turns out, mothers do not like to be told to shut their whore mouths, even if they are not whores. And DO need to shut up.
8:32 AM Dec 20th
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Must be my night for A+ texts. Just got: "I was just thinking. Our bodies are always making poop, right? And storing it?"
12:33 AM Dec 20th
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Best Text Ever: "Hey, I'm watching Inglourious Basterds. ??? Did you or did you not tell me this was a comedy?"
12:05 AM Dec 20th
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My mom has not been to my house in 6 months. No reason, I'm just never home. SHE JUST ASKED ME IF I AM A HOARDER. J... F... C...
10:10 PM Dec 19th
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- Santa's skanky mistress and a maaaaybe pregnant beautiful princess...
3:07 AM Dec 19th
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Sorry, what was that? You would all like to see some MORE photos of trashy strangers? Ok. Coming right up.
3:03 AM Dec 19th
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Oh, and y'all can thank @ for that bit of Mayer interaction. Like donkey kong, the Mayer war? It. Is. On.
3:00 AM Dec 19th
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I came on to take care of my nightly @ bashing & look who's tweeting. Off my internets, Mayer. I need not your e-STDs.
2:58 AM Dec 19th
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- Don't be drunk in public, whore, and your man won't need to hold you up.
12:36 AM Dec 19th
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- More Dave & Buster's beauty.
5:04 PM Dec 18th
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- Dave & Buster's only caters to the highest quality patrons, thank you!
4:43 PM Dec 18th
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Thanks to my doctor, found out I DID, in fact, break my toe. My point? Fuck you, John Mayer. Fuck you very much.
5:43 AM Dec 17th
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I'm at Target. Women in front of me were reading this week's Star cover about Jen Aniston, stopped, turned around & said, "oh, sorry." ???
10:04 PM Dec 16th
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- Name Jenn Margaret
- Location Probably on the couch.
- Bio Just a girl who, although she knows there's an important one, has a hell of a time telling the differences between a terrordome, a pleasuredome & a thunderdome.
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